For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

[pillow56]

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

Are you bringing cash or will it be bank transfer? I assume it won't take more than half a day

be all professional and above board. You will have the money deposited into your account. The movie will be a standard porn movie shot in a studio and could take weeks of shooting and will be lasting about 2 hours by the time it's finished.

After it's made you will do a promotional tour across the press and media over the world and go on loads of talk shows etc promoting the porn. This will last about 4-6 weeks or however long a promotional your lasts. After that you get the cash and it's over.

Oh 1000% I'll even bring out a shit book about maintaining a healthy sex life while managing a job and a family. I'll launch a range with Lovehoney. Start an onlyfans to capitalise on the hype/few that find sagging middle agers sexy. I'll go on I'm a celebrity in a few years time and people will say oh it's that chubby bird who did that awkward porn film

with 100 million payday why bother?

Absolutely,would do one for £1million ,if anyone wants a porn,of a fat,greying .middle aged lady😂

Yes, but I can't afford £100m. I'd be willing to pay a couple of grand, max, and I'd want to be sure my co-star(s) were to my liking.

Is it in an exotic location?

Nobody wants to see my porn movie

Why make 100 million when you can make 200 million? I want my grandkids, grandkids to be financially secure. Plus it'll be something to do. I mean either way it'll be a laugh.

Why make 100 million when you can make 200 million? I want my grandkids, grandkids to be financially secure. Plus it'll be something to do. I mean either way it'll be a laugh

it's unlikely you'd be that bankable after a porn, you haven't won an oscar here. Maybe the book deal you allude to might do well but bit ambitious to think you could make another 100 million after the pay off.

In my twenties I would've done it for a lot less 😂 if I never had to watch it and could prevent my family from watching it, then yes

This is why some people are entrepreneurs and others are employed by them

Yes, but I can't afford £100m. I'd be willing to pay a couple of grand, max, and I'd want to be sure my co-star(s) were to my liking.
Is it in an exotic location

you don't have to pay the 100 million you are getting paid it for your services and no like any porno you get no say in who your co stars are. As in exotic location-does it matter?

That jokes gone right over your head hasn't it

Definitely over ambitious but I like to aim high! Besides who says my fabulous floppy bossom couldn't earn 100mil 🤣 I'll take my chances.

Also who says I'm not winning an Oscar for my performance? I mean they're paying me a lot of money in this theoretical situation. I'm going to deliver a bloody brilliant performance for that price.

Meh why not?
would never have to work again 😂
I could live with not working

I'd appreciate the capital, but in all honesty I wouldn't last five minutes, let along a couple of hours, now if it's more using various toys then it's a different matter.
personally though, I prefer to be directing the video and being the camera person. Rather than a direct participate.

Yes, it would so shit that nobody would bother watching it though 😁

I'd appreciate the capital, but in all honesty I wouldn't last five minutes, let along a couple of hours

meh I suspect with a bit of bubbly and maybe something harder in your system to relax you it be easier than you think.

Yes but literally nobody would want to see a video of me shagging. It won’t be pleasant

Quite possible, especially with medicine these days. Worth a try, worst is the snake goes zzzzzz

Yes, I'd do in a heartbeat and for less than that provided it meant I never had to work again. And for the poster who claims it means people are being 'bought and sold', do you think this about everybody who is paid to perform in a fictional film production or is it just consenting adults having sex on film you object to?

Sure, as long as its good sex with an attractive partner. I want a say over the final edit

I am assuming this is a new comedy-porn genre starring angry middle-aged people in appropriate boring midlife settings - blow jobs while on 2 hour 111 wait; masturbation while waiting in all day for the dishwasher repairman who never arrives etc?

Hell, yeah, I am up for it. It's going to gross more than Star Wars.

Quite possible, especially with medicine these days. Worth a try, worst is the snake goes zzzzzz

I was thinking more along the lines of some hard illegal drugs, not your standard valium. Something that would gave you euphoria and relaxed so you'd be oblivious to the camera watching you shagging and the 50 crew members walking around...

Sure, I'd be worth £100m, why the fuck would I care what anyone thought.

Hell if anyone wants to say anything to me about it I'd even invite them to come to my massive estate and say it to my face while I sit in head to toe Chanel and drink ridiculously rare whisky and earn thousands a day off my investments. Why would it bother me what some random nobody thinks.

Yeah I'm down. When do you want me?