Patronising MN replies that people pretend are sincere…

[Itsbadbitchoclockyeahitsthickthirty]

I’ll go first:

”Are you very young OP?”

No woman I have ever met thinks like you

Are you getting help for your anxiety op?

Anxious?

I struggled reading that OP. Is English your first language?

I don't think the people who post those type of comments are pretending to be sincere!

You ok hun?

It's anything that starts with 'in the kindest/nicest possible way' - it's inevitably followed by a load of absolute unpleasant arseholery. People seem to think if they add that disclaimer the poster will be too stupid to figure out they're being a cunt.

@Itsbadbitchoclockyeahitsthickthirty i hate that one! Its so patronising

I would look at talking to a psychiatrist OP. Sounds like you need some help

Was going to say this.

Ha, classic!

"Just move"

Urgh, yeah, seen this so many times

Someone asking if you're young when looking at you - Possible compliment
Someone asking if you're young when reading you.... Not the same at all 😂

Although, occasionally I see that being said and it seems genuine in the the context of what else the rest of the post....

I hate.... "Are you well?", "Do you often feel like you are being attacked?" (After getting attacked).

PFB?

Be kind

And what did (the person) say when you asked them OP?

What did they say when you spoke to them?

What did he say when you asked him about it?

Oh yes! all of those

"What did they say when you challenged them?"

When there was clearly no challenge!

I just scroll past them.. the ones that REALLY irritate me are the ones who don't RTFT & keep commenting on the original post PAGES after the OP has updated.. GNASH!!!

and the

"That baffles me!"

It's not intended to be sincere exactly, just make you think you are an alien from outer space especially when responding to a feeling....

I occasionally ask about OPs age because I get the feeling they may be young and are about to get all kinds of unsuitable replies!

Before telling someone they are V V unreasonable and need to wake up and smell the coffee, I like to check they aren't 12!!

"Gently"

"what is xxxx?" (insert baffled emoji). Sometimes genuine, but quite often used when someone has dared to use regional terminology. 9 times out of 10 it is perfectly clear when read in the context of the OPs whole post...

“You do know that............don’t you? “. SO patronising

Didn’t you post the other day?