On that note, Victoria Coren-Mitchell heads DH's list so would be interested to know if anyone's met her.
Oh I have a V C-M story.
David Mitchell was, bafflingly (sorry DM) number one on my late mother's List.
I got her tickets to see him read from his latest book for her birthday. These are the texts I got that evening. For context my mother was disabled and walked with a stick, and was also A Character.
"Long Q 😩"
"They're letting me go to the front of the queue!"
"Oh no STAIRS!!!!!"
"Jemima I don't know what to do I don't do stairs."
"Panic over, nice man says they have disability access"
"They're letting me sit in the VIP section so I don't have to queue up and walk up stairs 😀😀😀"
"I'M IN THE VIP SECTION SITTING NEXT TO VICTORIA COREN"
Then dead silence next for the next four hours, as I imagine Victoria Coren-Mitchell coming face to face with a lust-crazed menopausal woman in love with her husband.
I walk over to the venue and meet my mother coming out, with David and Victoria, all chatting like old friends.
So V C-M v nice and friendly towards slightly insane woman who are in love with her husband, cool with disabled people taking up her VIP section, and I didn't have to bail anyone out of jail.