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To keep my socks on during a smear?

254 replies

HappeeInParis · 10/03/2022 13:21

YANBU- yes, keep them on, you’re not there for a shag.

YABU- take them off, you look ridiculous.

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GeneLovesJezebel · 10/03/2022 13:22

Please do, there’s nothing worse than smelly feet when you’re doing them !

LittleMisfortune · 10/03/2022 13:22

YANBU - doubt the nurse will even notice haha

Aria2015 · 10/03/2022 13:23

I always keep mine on! It wouldn't even occur to me to take them off!

TheKeatingFive · 10/03/2022 13:23

Why would you take them off 😆

EmpressCixi · 10/03/2022 13:23

I wear thigh high ones for a smear. No reason to be totally naked from waist down.

incognitoforthisone · 10/03/2022 13:26

I wouldn't take my socks off, no. They're looking at your fanny, not your feet.

My view is that when we have a smear we're lying half-dressed, legs akimbo, on a weird little narrow padded bench thing, partially draped with paper towels, while a stranger pokes things up the business end. Socks are not going to make this seem any ridiculous than it already does.

Thatsplentyjack · 10/03/2022 13:28

What? Why would you take your socks off 🤣 just giving yourself more stuff to put back on.

Nothingsfine · 10/03/2022 13:31

Had mine this week and kept the socks on. The poor woman doesn't want my feet in her face

Mano2020 · 10/03/2022 13:31

This made me giggle 🤣

HappeeInParis · 10/03/2022 13:33

Thanks, all. I worry about this every time Grin

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Snog · 10/03/2022 13:33

Why on Earth would you remove your socks????
Are you trying to get pregnant?

Pixiedust1234 · 10/03/2022 13:35

Keep them on. Why would the nurse want to look at or be near manky feet with fungal knarled toenails, athletes foot or sock fluff (even one would be awful). Plus most ppl put their feet on the floor before putting on shoes after getting of the couch. Just think how many sweaty, verruca encrusted feet would have been there before yours.

Can you tell that feet gross me out Blush

amusedbush · 10/03/2022 13:35

I wear socks at all times, aside from when I'm in the shower. Bare feet freak me out so this isn't even a question for me Grin

babblingbumblingbandofbaboons · 10/03/2022 13:35

A friend making small talk with the nurse doing her smear got the response “I’m not a chiropodist dear, you do what you feel comfortable with” 🤣

Riapia · 10/03/2022 13:36

I kept my specs on and they managed to work round them.

MangyInseam · 10/03/2022 13:39

It's an ideal time for novelty socks IMO.

KupoNutCoffee · 10/03/2022 13:41

I mean...I wear tights and skirt normally...so taking them off is fairly compulsory. Grin

If i do happen to be wearing trousers and socks...they stay on...if they're matching. If not they come off, and tucked under my trousers with knickers, as if they have never seen a pair of socks or underwear before....

Sofiegiraffe · 10/03/2022 13:41

I wouldn't take my socks off, no. They're looking at your fanny, not your feet.

😂

mizzo · 10/03/2022 13:46

I usually keep socks on but last time I went for a smear I foolishly wore a jumpsuit and somehow just the bra felt slightly less ridiculous than bra and socks.

charliebear78 · 10/03/2022 13:46

Isn't it funny how we hide our underwear under our other clothes..

HappeeInParis · 10/03/2022 13:46

tucked under my trousers with knickers, as if they have never seen a pair of socks or underwear before....

😂

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TheOrigRights · 10/03/2022 13:50

@charliebear78

Isn't it funny how we hide our underwear under our other clothes..
Ha ha, yes! As if the woman who is sticking something up your wazoo is going to be shocked by seeing a pair of pants!
Brunonononooo · 10/03/2022 13:51

I’m not sure why but this has really tickled me, what a conundrum Grin fwiw I kept mine on a few weeks ago while they poked around in there!

daisyjgrey · 10/03/2022 13:51

@Pixiedust1234

Keep them on. Why would the nurse want to look at or be near manky feet with fungal knarled toenails, athletes foot or sock fluff (even one would be awful). Plus most ppl put their feet on the floor before putting on shoes after getting of the couch. Just think how many sweaty, verruca encrusted feet would have been there before yours.

Can you tell that feet gross me out Blush

How disgusting are your feet that this is your reference point.
Northernsoullover · 10/03/2022 13:56

Just don't do what I did at the beauticians. Took my knickers off for a wax I think I must have been in smear mode. I'd been there many many times and am fully aware that you move them to the side Blush. I realised what I had done straight away and hurriedly covered myself whilst apologising. She did say that some women did prefer to do that. I don't know if it's true but I was mortified.