To ask if you wash your bed linen every time you have sex?

[StandingOvulation]

I tend towards slatternity so I didn't realise this was A Thing

Luckily it's only high days and holidays nowadays, so it's not as though Id be ploughing through the Bold on Bed sheets.

It's this another MN requirement where I come up wanting?

YABU: wash em straight away you grim creature.

YANBU: Meh, wash Em on the normal processing time, no need to rush.

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I meant squirters! Bloody auto correct 🤣🤣🤣

I find if its not Monday (washing day) probably best to just go for a good old fashioned BJ. No need to change the sheets until the following monday but always give my teeth a good brush afterwards.

Of course I wash the sheets every time we have sex...its annual wash is due shortly!

No way. Too much work.

@Bogeyes

Of course I wash the sheets every time we have sex...its annual wash is due shortly!

If we’re really busy, we do it whilst waiting at the bus stop to save time.

No! How weird. If you get stuff on the bed just wipe it off with a towel or cloth or something.

@AffableApple

I just use a toilet brush to clean up any spills

😂😂😂

@Cappuccino17

Yep I do. Lol. Unhygienic if you don't. Almost like weeing in bed and then saying blah its natural lol

I think you’re doing it wrong 😐

@Qwill

“Every time I never wanna risk my children getting in”

Getting in what?!!! What on Earth do you think is going to happen to them? This is by far the oddest thing I’ve read on here, and there has been some bonkers comments through the years!

They might notice the damp patch. It's best to put a towel under you and wash yourself afterwards. Then the sheet stays socially clean and only needs changing once a week.

I had more problems with heavy periods when I was young. They did settle down eventually but had phases when they were awful in my teens, twenties and early thirties except when on the pill.

@UniversalAunt

If we’re really busy, we do it whilst waiting at the bus stop to save time.

That makes sense, wish I'd thought of it.

Eh? No way I'm washing my sheets 3 times a week. I use toilet roll when getting off though so no spunk on the bed

Funnuest thread since penis beaker what an insane idea. We have a combined age of 115 and have far too much sex for that nonsense. Plus the environmental cost of totally unnecessary laundry.

@EllaVaNight

We have 3 kids and plenty of washing to do as it is without having to wash our sheets nearly every other day! Obviously if the sheet gets really wet we'll wash and change or if we've engaged in some of the activities which mean we've put a towel down as it usually isn't enough!

Fascinated to know what activities cause such a mess that a whole towel couldn’t accommodate it?!

Not recovered yet from the squirrels -collecting spunky sheets and burying them for the winter - best autocorrect EVER.

We are at it as often as possible so it would be ridiculous. We use a towel if we get up to any messy stuff.
With my ex it was once every couple of years so I outdid the sex with my laundry skills!

Dear god. I can’t quite believe this thread! Plastic blankets, bed pads, changing sheets at whatever o’clock?! Nah. We have sex, cuddle and fall asleep / get up depending on time of day. Bed linen gets changed weekly. Couldn’t tell you the last time there was a ‘wet patch’.

Squirrels 🤣🤣🤣

@Foxglovesandlilacs86 made me proper LOL. I found myself wondering if squirrels are famous for their messy sex and I was just v ignorant 😂😂

So what happens when you have sex somewhere other than the bed? Sofa, dining table or whatever? Do you put towels down or adjust things so there’s no risk of contact?

Yep I do. Lol. Unhygienic if you don't. Almost like weeing in bed and then saying blah its natural lol

Not unhygienic if you don't get anything on the sheets though.

I can't help but imagine all you people are having wild sex out of a porno (or some sort of satire) and there's just jizz flying all over the room 🤣

Only after anal

Some people must have very adventurous sex lives to be making so much mess, I salute you

In answer to the question, no of course not dont be daft

No. Why? What are all these spills? Never had a spill my whole life.

@EBearhug

In between different men at least.

love it.

This thread is mental, stained bed, wetting the bed, wtf are people doing? Are women gushing all over the place, drowning out a teaspoon of sperm?

What if you do it on the sofa, the carpet, the kitchen table?