I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

kept slim.

Referred to the daily Mail
As the daily fail

😂😂😂😂🌹

Found out dh watches porn?

@Cheerbear24

Claimed your free half hour with a solicitor?

I fkg done that, ended up costing me 10k and a gaff in Spain.

'Boiled your piss'

or

'clamped your vagina up tight' 'zipped it up shut even'

Only heard those ever on MN IRL people just don't say those things

Haven't managed the whole thread, so apologies if this has been suggested, but did you book a honeymoon to Maui?

You were outraged that your DC were not invited to a child free wedding.

This is priceless!

www.mumsnet.com/articles/15-legendary-threads

@Chickenmomma

Can someone please tell me what a penis beaker is!.....I'm new!

www.mumsnet.com/articles/15-legendary-threads

Am I the only one that thinks "bleached my skirting boards" sounds like a euphemism for ladygarden topiary?!

Crashed your car in to a wall in Waitrose carpark, complained to the store manager.

Decided you didn't want to stay in your part-time minimum wage job forever, so retrained in your spare time (while also working full-time and being responsible for your kids) and have just got your first £100k job, but are horrified to realise that you are just scraping by, really, and don't have as much disposable income as you did on benefits.

Snapped and farted?

Shoved your knob in a beaker

Parking issue - no drawing yet..........?

Made big assumptions about something, snagged someone off and found out you were wrong

[quote Hankunamatata]www.mumsnet.com/articles/15-legendary-threads[/quote]
Thank you for this link, I've read a few as I sit here looking at a candle in a sort of ring sculpture our grandaughter made a few years ago looking suspiciously like the one in Number 2! I now know the origins of the beaker too!

Got your ducks in a row, ate a huuuge salad, LTB

Left your washing on the line
All night?

Got the limescale off a tap with a 2p coin

Or

Told someone you have a really great DH who is a fantastic father to your DCs, but he does boss you around a lot and you have to provide all your receipts to him, if he even allows you to have any cash.

Late to the thread, as have been re-reading the Highway Code from cover to cover

@Thehogfatherstolemycurry

Oo did you T-Rex in asda?

Huh?

What is a mumsnet haircut?

@frogswimming

What is a mumsnet haircut?

Pixie cute or a bob ?