I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

@frogswimming

What is a mumsnet haircut?

Tie your hair back in a pony tail, cut the bottom inch of the pony tail off, or more if you're brave.

Tilted your head and gave a tinkly laugh?

Ate a massive salad?

Started a thread then disappeared?

Wish I had seen that thread it sounds hilarious!!

Splashed out and bought DH a silver penis beaker for christmas, but currently using it as the star on top of the Christmas tree.

I put a roll eyes emoji on someone's post on facebook. After I thought "What a mumsnetty twatty thing to do".

@NowNumber5

Had a massive salad with a ton of vegetables?

Surely “veggies “ cringe

Used creepy wee brackets

Cutted up a pear.

Crafting a recipe plan of 12 meals from our left over Tesco Christmas turkey.

I'm disappointed. I was expecting at the very least a Tiny Korean Lady in your back garden.

anyone mention getting taken up the Oxo tower yet?

or is that one too far back in the annals of mumsnet for anyone else to remember?

They have indeed.

I've just read this title as the most Munchetty thing and wondered what the OP could do like Naga from BBC Breakfast

Fell in love with your gardener & then had twins?

Got a team of hunky rugby players to move a parked car out of your driveway?

@Borris

Put all your spare bedding in a pillow case

Ticked this box - its amazing life changing! 😻

@LadyCampanulaTottington

Left your towels on the line overnight to be darked on and violated by spider willies?

Good memory you made me giggle!! 👏🥂😘

Asked if you see 2 lines on your BFP

@NowNumber5

Laughed so loud you woke the baby up?

Fired your house manager?

Stole your best friend’s baby name?

@TheWayTheLightFalls

Preemptively taken a Baylis & Harding gift set to a charity shop?

Called your husband Dee-Haitch out loud?

Conflated the UK with England within earshot of a Welsh person?

So, so funny!

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls

Am off now, with one last admiring glance at my shiny skirting boards. Thanks all, I've been hooting with laughter all evening

@frogswimming

What is a mumsnet haircut?

It when you tie your hair into a pony tail as far forward on top of your head as you can and scissor into it, not straight across. So kind of like a unicorn horn and then chop in.

It's meant to give some kind of Rachel-from-friends type cut but it really doesn't work for everyone 🙈