I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

Ooh I’d love to know where the poo knife and Bumsex in Centreparcs come from!!! Oh and snapped and farted. Clearly I don’t spend enough time on mumsnet!! Although my DP would say otherwise

@Imnotcrazyjustdrunk I think officially the line was ‘fish slice and sex lube’ but I can’t quite remember! And I can’t remember what the problem was either...

Did you pick up and take home the wrong child from he’s swimming lesson ? However I’m your defence Nanny usually collects him and this other child looks pretty similar to your more and you haven’t seen yours since September. as he boards ?

Did you get new friends?

Read Boden’s Modern Slavery and Tax Strategy statement on their website while pondering whether to pop in to their (nearby) store and buy a last minute something low key yet classy for Christmas

Used the word NO as a full sentence

Spent £100 on DC XMAS present but £1000000000000 on SDC otherwise you hate them

Only had 4 of your 5 a day yesterday so today your having 12 a day just to make sure

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

I'm impatient o don't want to guess lol

Told someone to “give your head a wobble”?

Had a meltdown over something really minor with the kids school

Started a random thread with no resolution that dragged on forever and noone knows what's going on?

Didn’t read OPs updates and posted a now irrelevant reply.

Wow OP - bleaching skirting boards sounds...cathartic!!

I love that idea and have put it in the diary for a new year resolution!

LTB because they said hello to DC whist making breakfast for everyone
disliked your DPs breathing so asked if it’s a red flag
Got annoyed DP washed up and washed up differently to how you do it

Turned Vegan

Got Botox

some very interesting replies

Made a chicken last for 12 meals or more?

It's only when you read a thread like this, you start to realise just how long you've been knocking around these parts.

Snorted with laughter?

Ate an enormous salad and was so full you didn't need to eat for a week?

Told someone that you’re a Canadian?

Told a room full of people that you were Angela Hernandez?

(Don’t worry, i’ve RTFuckingT - just adding to the fun!)

Left your washing outside overnight to get darked on and for spiders to rub their willies on?