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I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

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MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 20:56

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

OP posts:
ELOU1111 · 21/12/2021 17:38

"Clutched your pearls"?

E17Stowmum · 21/12/2021 17:39

Put a mother-in-law dispute on Mumsnet and asked if you were being unreasonable.

riceuten · 21/12/2021 17:40

Moaned to all and sundry about some selfish parker but done nothing about it

(we NEED a diagram, by the way)

PrettyPollyOliver · 21/12/2021 17:43

Gave your head a wobble?

MrsPetty · 21/12/2021 17:43

Wtf is a penis beaker? Was that the same thread as the sex clean up area?

Max32 · 21/12/2021 17:46

What a ridiculous question, that must be it 🙄

Anjelika · 21/12/2021 17:47

Got an amazing 6 figure salary job working completely flexibly, part time even!

gerryk62 · 21/12/2021 17:49

Went off with the milkman

ELOU1111 · 21/12/2021 17:49

Told someone you were a doctor and they may have sepsis!?
Waved off your husbands cycling club with pompoms?

fetchacloth · 21/12/2021 17:51

Climbed up the fence to sit on next door's garden furniture?

Hollyhead · 21/12/2021 17:53

Sat there crying and shaking?

ganesha · 21/12/2021 17:54

Does this work?

Echobelly · 21/12/2021 17:54

Done 'revenge parking' on your street?

Blueseasky · 21/12/2021 17:56

Go on then what did you do !

simonthedog · 21/12/2021 17:58

I haven't read the whole 16 pages but did you pass DP the Penis beaker.

Echobelly · 21/12/2021 17:58

@Blueseasky OP answered 3 or 4 pages in, but we're all enjoying the thread too much! Grin

GarageFlower123 · 21/12/2021 17:59

Did you tell a group of beardy bros that men can't be women?

Bunnyfuller · 21/12/2021 17:59

What’s the MN haircut?

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 21/12/2021 18:01

@Toottooot

Created a thread and kept people guessing without answering…
👍
Oscarsdaddy · 21/12/2021 18:08

Made a drama out of a crisis ?

Kite22 · 21/12/2021 18:20

Thanks for this thread, OP and all contributors.
Grin
It has reminded me of so many hilarious threads over the years

....though I had missed the fact that bleaching skirting boards was yet another thing that is on the MN list of housework tasks that I have never done and didn't realise other people did .

mam0918 · 21/12/2021 18:29

bought something you want, something you need, something to wear and something to read?

BendicksBittermints4Breakfast · 21/12/2021 18:37

@ArrrMeHearties

Bum sex at center parcs has me roaring with laughter so much so DP asked wtf I was laughing at Xmas Grin
I read it as burn sex originally, set my imagination on fire!
Cavementality · 21/12/2021 18:39

Bought a new beaker!

Chickenmomma · 21/12/2021 18:39

Can someone please tell me what a penis beaker is!.....I'm new!

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