I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

Creates an overly vague attention seeking post? There's been a few this weekend

Drew a map to explain a parking outrage to a friend?

Shopping list with naice ham?

Had your 10th and final meal for your family of 10 from 1 small chicken?

Fell out with everyone you know over a wedding invitation that you think is 1/2 hour too early to start, as they should know that's when you feed your gerbil?

Asked if someone was on glue?

Ignored the door bell?

Cleaned the toilet with your bare hands?

Had a spa day?

Hired a nanny/got an au pair?

Called your ladygarden a vulva?

Just here to find out what you did?!

@TheLovleyChebbyMcGee

The iconic snapped and farted 🤣

Said ‘Wow did you mean to be so rude?”

Zoflorad your DH’s sex beaker?

Revised your child’s mandarin with them in a loud voice in a crowded train? Bonus points for doing it while handing them a quinoa and avocado salad.

Cooked a badger?

Said, "did you mean to be so rude?"

Found a tiny elderly Korean lady in your garden?

Turned down an invitation by saying “that doesn’t work for us” and no other explanation.

Always cut my pizza up with scissors - it's the only way. Have not LTB, he's safe for now, and the only thing I said no to was going down the pub...didn't want to sit outside in the cold...

Fed a family of 6 on a small chicken and have leftovers for tomorrow?

Said "no, that doesn't work for me"?

Gave a tinkly laugh?

Got your ducks in a row?

Told someone no is a full sentence?

These comments are amazing 🤣

Don’t tell us yet OP, let’s keep these coming!

Said ‘no is a complete sentence’?

@DurhamDurham
you win.

Told your nearest stepmother that she should have known what she was getting into?

Had a huge salad with crusty bread and picky bits?

@Borris

Put all your spare bedding in a pillow case

That's fucking genius.

Already weeping with laughter here...no one's guessed it though!

Earned a six figure salary and then complained it’s “not that much”?