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I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

507 replies

MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 20:56

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

OP posts:
KickBishopBrennanUpTheArse · 21/12/2021 22:43

Punched a cake!

Double3xposure · 21/12/2021 22:45

Posted a photo of a bat
Opened a banana from the correct end
Asked where you could buy baby pasta
Ate weetabix with hot milk and banana

Double3xposure · 21/12/2021 22:48

Looked in the soup for a dissolving hamster

Muminabun · 21/12/2021 22:49

Cried and shook at the same time
Washed your legs with nestle Dante soap in the shower

Wauden · 21/12/2021 22:49

Finally, your teeth itched.

Mylittlepea · 21/12/2021 22:53

Took your dog out alone for a walk at midnight (In your rural village) cos you’ve tested + for covid?

dibly · 21/12/2021 22:55

Cock beaker

hippoherostandinghere · 21/12/2021 23:04

Referred to your tampon as sanpro?

Double3xposure · 21/12/2021 23:15

Bought a moon cup

Summerfun54321 · 21/12/2021 23:22

Snapped and farted.

Bortles · 21/12/2021 23:32

Gave someone a biscuit because they said something that deserved only that amount of sympathy?

Maisymoomoo22 · 22/12/2021 00:22

Accidentally drank from the penis beaker???

Dnaltocs · 22/12/2021 00:29

Declined an OBE

Dnaltocs · 22/12/2021 00:30

Went to rehab!

CactusLemonSpice · 22/12/2021 00:30

Not attended a wedding because it was an invitation, not a summons?

Dnaltocs · 22/12/2021 00:34

Didn’t school teacher a Christmas present because they forget you DC’s name and is a bad teacher.

NowWhatUsernameShallIHave · 22/12/2021 01:06

Put your toiletries brush in the dishwasher

NowWhatUsernameShallIHave · 22/12/2021 01:06

Toilet brush even

Geppili · 22/12/2021 01:17

Put your husband's penis beaker in the dishwasher?

Geppili · 22/12/2021 01:18

Booked a free yoni massage with Brian from Hull?

JDEE72 · 22/12/2021 04:11

Penis beaker?

ginforever · 22/12/2021 06:08

Hired a butler ?

Stigolini · 22/12/2021 06:25

Told a man on stilts dressed as an elf to fuck off?

Just me, then.

Nothing7 · 22/12/2021 08:46

Loving this thread. Gone down a rabbit hole on the beaker Blush and have no idea what snapped and farted
Leave the bastard - that’s got to go down as the most used mumsnet phrase

Imnotcrazyjustdrunk · 22/12/2021 09:02

@HollyandIvyandAllThingsYule

Used a fish slice and lube?
The mind boggles That's all. Smile