I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

Punched a cake!

Posted a photo of a bat
Opened a banana from the correct end
Asked where you could buy baby pasta
Ate weetabix with hot milk and banana

Looked in the soup for a dissolving hamster

Cried and shook at the same time
Washed your legs with nestle Dante soap in the shower

Finally, your teeth itched.

Took your dog out alone for a walk at midnight (In your rural village) cos you’ve tested + for covid?

Cock beaker

Referred to your tampon as sanpro?

Bought a moon cup

Snapped and farted.

Gave someone a biscuit because they said something that deserved only that amount of sympathy?

Accidentally drank from the penis beaker???

Declined an OBE

Went to rehab!

Not attended a wedding because it was an invitation, not a summons?

Didn’t school teacher a Christmas present because they forget you DC’s name and is a bad teacher.

Put your toiletries brush in the dishwasher

Toilet brush even

Put your husband's penis beaker in the dishwasher?

Booked a free yoni massage with Brian from Hull?

Penis beaker?

Hired a butler ?

Told a man on stilts dressed as an elf to fuck off?

Just me, then.

Loving this thread. Gone down a rabbit hole on the beaker and have no idea what snapped and farted
Leave the bastard - that’s got to go down as the most used mumsnet phrase

@HollyandIvyandAllThingsYule

Used a fish slice and lube?

The mind boggles That's all.