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Horse riders should pick up their poo!!

569 replies

Instagram · 13/12/2021 21:14

It’s surely a potential hazard leaving horse manure on the road!
Tractors are required to clean up excess mud they leave on the road, dog poo is collected by their owners.
So why can’t horse riders be required to show common decency if they are to use the road.
Apparently an outdated law from when horses were the main mode of transport allows this and prevents action being taken.
With the number of accidents never mind inconveniences caused by this negligence surely this should be amended?

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FangsForTheMemory · 13/12/2021 21:14

You do realise that a rider can't actually see what a horse's arse is doing, don't you?

HippeePrincess · 13/12/2021 21:15

This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve read.

Jinglebellsoncake · 13/12/2021 21:15

😂😂😂 Do you expect them to carry around a shovel and a bucket on their ride?

Horse manure is plant based and not dangerous, unlike dog poo

Coughee · 13/12/2021 21:15

ARE there accidents and inconveniences caused by horse poo?!

borntobequiet · 13/12/2021 21:15

I think you meant their horses’ poo.

ChorltonWheelie · 13/12/2021 21:16

Have you got a link to the accident numbers OP?

Annotherchange · 13/12/2021 21:16

Oh for goodness sake, this is what you are worried about?! Pick it up and use it for your roses.

BakedTattie · 13/12/2021 21:16

How am I meant to do this when riding? And where do I store it?

Yabu

dudsville · 13/12/2021 21:16

To the previous poster, same with off lead dogs. You have to learn to watch. If they had to there could be ways of knowing.

keepOutOfTheFridgeDerek · 13/12/2021 21:16

I've not seen any headlines where accidents have been caused by horse shit.
I think you may have too much spare time on your hands.

Annotherchange · 13/12/2021 21:17

Lolz at tractor drivers cleaning the road too 🤣

pointythings · 13/12/2021 21:17

Show us some hard evidence for accidents caused by horse poo.

It's much less noxious than dog poo, being entirely plant based.

You're being ridiculous.

JamMakingWannaBe · 13/12/2021 21:17

Unlike doo faeces, there is no hazard to human health from horse manure and therefore no legislation that requires riders to clear it.

DockOTheBay · 13/12/2021 21:17

With the number of accidents never mind inconveniences caused by this negligence surely this should be amended?
What is the number of accidents? I've never heard of an accident caused by horse poo, surely more accidents would be caused by riders getting off their horse on the road and trying to hold it while picking up poo at the same time.

Annotherchange · 13/12/2021 21:19

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Franca123 · 13/12/2021 21:19

The most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

Sparklingbrook · 13/12/2021 21:20

I would be very interested to see the total of horse poo related accidents. 🤔

DillDanding · 13/12/2021 21:20

That’s hilarious. Can you explain the logistics?

Fordian · 13/12/2021 21:20

It's just not great to have any animal faeces on our roads and bridleways, myself.

Don't the queen's household (?) horses wear a sort of collection bag?

OldEvilOwl · 13/12/2021 21:20

get a grip

Annotherchange · 13/12/2021 21:21

@Fordian

It's just not great to have any animal faeces on our roads and bridleways, myself.

Don't the queen's household (?) horses wear a sort of collection bag?

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EcoCustard · 13/12/2021 21:21

Tractor drivers clean the road??? 🤣. Surely the focus should be on drivers around horses, way more accidents involved than horse manure.

ChequerBoard · 13/12/2021 21:22

What accidents? Where? When?

Daftest post I've seen in a long time.

torquewench · 13/12/2021 21:22

Am I imagining it or is this a recurring thread?

Clymene · 13/12/2021 21:22

@torquewench

Am I imagining it or is this a recurring thread?
No, you're not. Never not funny though.
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