The Tedious Married Man's Script

[vivariumvivariumsvivaria]

Bloke I work with - I have always really liked him and never had any creepy vibes off him. Appeared to be good at his job, pleasant company and if he did mention his wife it was in a nice way.

Tonight, texts around tea time about work stuff. Turned into "my wife doesn't understand me"

Yawn.

Honestly, does he think it's original? I'm nearly 50. Been hearing this shit from married me for 35 years. Yawn.

Oh yes that's true. Urgh. I've kind of blotted those experiences out, dunno why because they're hardly rare 😢😢 and I've had some horrific ones 😢

I've gotten to the fat and very cynical stage of life but they do like to keep you guessing; just as i've got to the tell-them-to-fuck-off-with-relish stage which is sensed by your average flaccid old letch, i now find much younger men trying it on which i must admit took me by surprise...mumsy old biatches must do it for them.

I use to work with a slightly younger bloke who was in a commited relationship but would openly creep on all the women in our office especially the married older women;I think it made him feel sex god like to think all these women might be hot for him;he was actually use to call me doll which was vomit inducing.

A few weeks after I got there I got the spiel about how he wasn't happy with his GF;how they wanted different things etc yawn!

Anyway he was senior to me so I played him at his own game and would pretend I liked his flirtatious manner;abit of giggling at his shit jokes and a few smiles meant I got the extra help when I needed it with my work and made my life at work easier;game set and matched mate!

Anyway I don't work there anymore and the creep has been deleted off fb;good luck to the GF who I heard has become his fiancée