I don't know how I can live with myself knowing I did this....

[ArDali1]

This morning I was looking forward to having toast and jam.
I was ready to butter my toast.......... but I spread the jam first. 😳
I had to add the butter in a way that it was mixed with the jam. Still tasty but it's not the same.
I know I'm a monster.....

Please tell me I'm not the only one to fuck up something as simple as toast and jam.

Reported.

Mnhq need to take this down, or at least put a trigger warning

Ew butter and jam is gross, just jam or just butter please

If it makes you feel better I regularly forget I'm meant to do my mouth first when taking a Lateral flow test....

You were a monster when you even considered putting both butter and jam on toast together.

I once opened a lovely new pack of coffee, and poured the whole thing into an 8 cup cafetiere.

The logical solution was to pour it back out into a container, and carry on as normal, but I hadn't had any coffee yet, so I looked at it for about 3 minutes, then had a little cry.

I was so tired I poured coffee into my orange juice rather than the empty mug next to it this morning, ruining both.

Butter and jam is a standard thing to put on toast. I’m not getting the hate for it.

Leave yourself (LYS)

LTB

@Caramellatteplease 😱🤣

@AryaStarkWolf

Ew butter and jam is gross, just jam or just butter please

THANK YOU! I've been making that point to DP for 7 years!

Go and sit in the corner and think about what you did

@Caramellatteplease

If it makes you feel better I regularly forget I'm meant to do my mouth first when taking a Lateral flow test....

The only acceptable topping with butter is marmalade.

LTB.

Toast & jam? Change that to jam on toast then there’ll be no more fuck up.

Just called 101

I agree with the butter or jam purists. But for future mishaps of this nature, butter the un-jammed side and eat as if you were conducting a culinary experiment. Nothing screams fuck-up louder than blobs of Anchor amongst the Bonne Maman.

THANK YOU! I've been making that point to DP for 7 years!

No no no it has to be butter and jam or marmalade.

warmfluffytowels
I have banned myself from the kitchen......

No worse than spreading cream on top of jam on a scone surely?

Jam OR butter, not both you heathen
🤢

If you struggle with toast and jam never ever attempt an Ottolenghi recipe - the body count would be horrendous

I left my pants on in the shower this morning. Seemed a pretty basic error

@AryaStarkWolf

Ew butter and jam is gross, just jam or just butter please

Just jam! You seriously are sick! Toast without butter is just WRONG!!

If you're going to do that just make it with jam and clotted cream - if it's OK on a scone it's surely OK on toast, no?

Clotted cream on toast is all kinds of wrong.