I don't know how I can live with myself knowing I did this....

[ArDali1]

This morning I was looking forward to having toast and jam.
I was ready to butter my toast.......... but I spread the jam first. 😳
I had to add the butter in a way that it was mixed with the jam. Still tasty but it's not the same.
I know I'm a monster.....

Please tell me I'm not the only one to fuck up something as simple as toast and jam.

The toast has to be lightly done. i spread cold butter on a corner and then some marmalade, and eat it, then I do it again. I can't butter the whole piece or the butter won't be cold.

@Mwahahahahaha

I added Ritz crackers to the shopping list recently as I had a craving for some with Nutella. Sat down to have my crunchy, salty, chocolate my treat today and realise sod picked up cheese flavoured Ritz by mistake.

Wasn’t bad at all.

If you ever come across saltine crackers - a bit like cream crackers but salted - they are gorgeous when dipped into Betty Crocker chocolate frosting: salty and crunchy and chocolatey and smooth.