To fancy Matt Hancock?

[Cactus1982]

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

This thread seems to pop up at least once a month.

He makes my skin crawl.

Dd always described him as a tired dad.

I'll get my coat ....

I fancy his mate, Boris Johnson 🤔

I’ll get mine.

I quite like Raab

YABU!!!!

One word.
Parkour.

Is that you Matt?

I'd rather Boris. 100%.
Matts a bit... Soppy. But then I love a power imbalance

I'm joining the Raab queue

What is with these threads.🤣

Lockdown is obviously getting to you 😂

YABVU. He’s so awkward and weird.

Thanks for the laugh op but yabu.

Matt Hancock is woefully out of his depth as Health Secretary but would probably be a decent neighbour.

Boris Johnson by contrast would not be, and if you like him you have very low self-esteem. In fact before the pandemic, I referred to those who have had the misfortune to have any sort of relationship with him as victims.

I cannot even watch Johnson. Maybe it's my self preservation instincts kicking in!

You have what's known as Stockholm syndrome.

I also fancy boris. Is it stockholme syndrome ?!

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow

I’ll get mine.

I quite like Raab

Yes Raab is quite fit looking, but is also gives off arrogant bastard vibes. I suppose some women like that though?

🤮🤮🤮🤮

He clearly loves himself so much that he starts one of these threads on an alarmingly regular basis. Or we have ourselves a Twat Hancock troll.

I don't know what is wrong with the lot of you. They're all fucking ghastly. If any one of them were the last man on earth and wore a paper bag over his head, I still wouldn't do him with someone else's. The human race would just have to be doomed. (Mind you I'm past breeding age anyway so the last point is kind of moot.)

He’s the best of an extremely bad bunch op.

He does have an air of a shite estate agent though

Well fancy no but he brings out all my maternal instincts. Little Matty Hancock needs looked after bless him. I’m sure priti takes the piss behind his back.

This again! Matt stop posting we haven't forgotten about you and your geeky sex face

Oh dear no. He’s a bit sappy and was recently described to me recently as “your sister’s first boyfriend who had a car”.

@dappledsunshine

This again! Matt stop posting we haven't forgotten about you and your geeky sex face

I’d love to see his sex face

Not Matt, no.

Rishi, though...