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AIBU?

To fancy Matt Hancock?

192 replies

Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 20:43

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

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PurpleDaisies · 26/03/2021 20:44

This thread seems to pop up at least once a month.

He makes my skin crawl.

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 26/03/2021 20:45

Dd always described him as a tired dad.

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fairyannie · 26/03/2021 20:45

I'll get my coat ....

I fancy his mate, Boris Johnson 🤔

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 26/03/2021 20:45

I’ll get mine.

I quite like Raab

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livinlavida2021 · 26/03/2021 20:46

YABU!!!!

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PurpleDaisies · 26/03/2021 20:46

One word.
Parkour.

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User5747384 · 26/03/2021 20:46

Is that you Matt?

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AliceAbsolum · 26/03/2021 20:46

I'd rather Boris. 100%.
Matts a bit... Soppy. But then I love a power imbalance Grin

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LagneyandCasey · 26/03/2021 20:46

I'm joining the Raab queue

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LookAChicken · 26/03/2021 20:47

What is with these threads.🤣

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Sexnotgender · 26/03/2021 20:48

Lockdown is obviously getting to you 😂

YABVU. He’s so awkward and weird.

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LookAChicken · 26/03/2021 20:48

Thanks for the laugh op but yabu.

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CuthbertDibbleandGrubb · 26/03/2021 20:51

Matt Hancock is woefully out of his depth as Health Secretary but would probably be a decent neighbour.

Boris Johnson by contrast would not be, and if you like him you have very low self-esteem. In fact before the pandemic, I referred to those who have had the misfortune to have any sort of relationship with him as victims.

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LookAChicken · 26/03/2021 20:56

I cannot even watch Johnson. Maybe it's my self preservation instincts kicking in!

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user1494055864 · 26/03/2021 20:56

You have what's known as Stockholm syndrome.

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Yumskiyorks · 26/03/2021 20:58

I also fancy boris. Is it stockholme syndrome ?!

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Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 20:59

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow

I’ll get mine.

I quite like Raab

Yes Raab is quite fit looking, but is also gives off arrogant bastard vibes. I suppose some women like that though?
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SillyBub · 26/03/2021 21:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮

He clearly loves himself so much that he starts one of these threads on an alarmingly regular basis. Or we have ourselves a Twat Hancock troll.

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Anniegetyourgun · 26/03/2021 21:00

I don't know what is wrong with the lot of you. They're all fucking ghastly. If any one of them were the last man on earth and wore a paper bag over his head, I still wouldn't do him with someone else's. The human race would just have to be doomed. (Mind you I'm past breeding age anyway so the last point is kind of moot.)

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Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 26/03/2021 21:02

He’s the best of an extremely bad bunch op.

He does have an air of a shite estate agent though

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RJnomore1 · 26/03/2021 21:04

Well fancy no but he brings out all my maternal instincts. Little Matty Hancock needs looked after bless him. I’m sure priti takes the piss behind his back.

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dappledsunshine · 26/03/2021 21:07

This again! Matt stop posting we haven't forgotten about you and your geeky sex face

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BluebellCockleshell123 · 26/03/2021 21:08

Oh dear no. He’s a bit sappy and was recently described to me recently as “your sister’s first boyfriend who had a car”.

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Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 21:09

@dappledsunshine

This again! Matt stop posting we haven't forgotten about you and your geeky sex face

I’d love to see his sex face Blush
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ProcrastinationIsMySuperPower · 26/03/2021 21:10

Not Matt, no.

Rishi, though... Blush

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