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To fancy Matt Hancock?

192 replies

Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 20:43

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

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Thoughtcontagion · 26/03/2021 21:12

I’d shag him but leave before he wakes up, can’t have leering after me long term or standing too close the next morning whilst I’m making coffee would annoy me.

RJnomore1 · 26/03/2021 21:12

Rishi is about 3 foot tall!

Chillychangchoo · 26/03/2021 21:14

I’d have a bit of Raab, the arrogant twat that he is.

loulouljh · 26/03/2021 21:14

Oh god no..he makes my skin crawl. I cannot look at him.

ProcrastinationIsMySuperPower · 26/03/2021 21:16

@RJnomore1

Rishi is about 3 foot tall!
I'm not heightist Wink
ElphabaTheGreen · 26/03/2021 21:17

This.

To fancy Matt Hancock?
dappledsunshine · 26/03/2021 21:17

@Cactus1982

I’d love to see his sex face

I'm sorry, you are beyond help 😆

HollowTalk · 26/03/2021 21:19

@CuthbertDibbleandGrubb

Matt Hancock is woefully out of his depth as Health Secretary but would probably be a decent neighbour.

Boris Johnson by contrast would not be, and if you like him you have very low self-esteem. In fact before the pandemic, I referred to those who have had the misfortune to have any sort of relationship with him as victims.

Yes, he is well known for giving his neighbour work!
Cheesecake53 · 26/03/2021 21:20

@PurpleDaisies

This thread seems to pop up at least once a month.

He makes my skin crawl.

This. Times a thousand.
Iworry2021 · 26/03/2021 21:20

You are being very very unreasonable.

Matt Hancock has the sex appeal of a naked mole rat and it makes my vagina all dry thinking of him undressed.

Tillygetsit · 26/03/2021 21:22

He's a smug vile little man. He looks like he's got skidmarks.

Fyredraca · 26/03/2021 21:24

Yabu....now Sir Keir on the other hand....

TooYoungToNotice · 26/03/2021 21:26

Each to their own OP! Variety is the spice of life after all.

WarmKitty · 26/03/2021 21:28

Hancock is reminiscent of a college prefect, that's why you fancy him and desire to rough his hair and tie up. He would be a beast in bed but boring with sanitiser gel and wipes afterwards.

I found myself really fancying Rishi Sunak the other day. Such great bone structure.

Fluffmonkey82 · 26/03/2021 21:37

@ElphabaTheGreen

This.
"It's a woman!" Boris for me too, like the whole unkempt look.
Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 26/03/2021 21:38

Rishi is v short and sounds like that bloke from the inbetweeners when he talks

WeMarchOn · 26/03/2021 21:39

Raab 😍

Cinderellashoes · 26/03/2021 21:40

Is Rishi really short??!

RJnomore1 · 26/03/2021 21:40

Omg they are the inbetweeners

Boris is Neil
Raab is jay
Rishi is will
And matty is Simon

MammaMiaWallace · 26/03/2021 21:41

YABU

Sparklesocks · 26/03/2021 21:43

It’s a no from me

WeMarchOn · 26/03/2021 21:43

@Cinderellashoes apparently he is 5'5"

Chanjer · 26/03/2021 21:46

🙈

To fancy Matt Hancock?
MrsFezziwig · 26/03/2021 21:47

Let’s just say there’s no way I’m looking forward to Matt Hancock taking off his shirt to be vaccinated.

Original poster
Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 21:47

@Chanjer

🙈
You can tell he has quite a nice body under that T shirt.
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