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To fancy Matt Hancock?

192 replies

Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 20:43

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

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Cactus1982 · 27/03/2021 11:34

@Artichokepiglet

Mmm yes *@Cactus1982*!

Although I actually like to imagine he knows exactly what he’s doing in the bedroom and is pretty good at it Wink

I suppose he might be good at it. That’s a nice thought actually Blush
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supersonicginandtonic · 27/03/2021 11:37

I'm currently 39 weeks pregnant and for the last 10 weeks or so have been having really kinky dreams about Boris 😷🤮 I thibk I need therapy when bsby is here.

ALargeGlassofMalbecPlease · 27/03/2021 15:22

I really wish I found this thread last night when I had trouble sleeping. It's rather entertaining 😅 But Matt Hancock is just a no no no! Rishi?? Really?? He looks like a scared puppy and Boris is just so scruffy 😅 I think it's your hormones playing tricks in your mind @supersonicginandtonic

But Mr Raab....hmmm...he may had my vote if I really had to chose haha!! France has it better then us I think. And Canada too...

the80sweregreat · 27/03/2021 15:58

He has four children ! He looks permanently stressed out and has a bit of a shiny face so it's a big no from me.
( I dislike all politicians in equal measure though , so it's nothing personal)
He does look like he is a good dad sort when not working but who knows?

Mn753 · 27/03/2021 16:06

Dominic Raab is insane. I'm really quite worried about you all.

mixedfeelsaboutthispl · 27/03/2021 16:08

Why do threads like this about Matt Hancock keep happening?

Mn753 · 27/03/2021 16:12

@mixedfeelsaboutthispl

Why do threads like this about Matt Hancock keep happening?
Probably his staffers wanting to cheer him up
UrbanRambler · 27/03/2021 16:12

I love this thread - so funny! Grin No idea if MH would be any good in the sack, but he can ride a horse well, apparently...

mixedfeelsaboutthispl · 27/03/2021 16:16

@Mn753 😂😂 can you imagine "aw Matt don't feel bad, look - all the nice mums on Mumsnet definitely have the hots for you"

AliceAbsolum · 27/03/2021 16:28

Michael Gove or Boris? You have to pick one.

mixedfeelsaboutthispl · 27/03/2021 16:31

@AliceAbsolum

Michael Gove or Boris? You have to pick one.
Would literally rather die
Monkeytennis97 · 27/03/2021 16:35

Oh God, not again.

ALargeGlassofMalbecPlease · 27/03/2021 16:35

@AliceAbsolum

Michael Gove or Boris? You have to pick one.
Good God.... 😆
the80sweregreat · 27/03/2021 16:35

God, Gove or Johnson!
Stuff of nightmares.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/03/2021 16:37

It would have to be Boris. I hate Gove’s voice.

TheVanguardSix · 27/03/2021 16:41

Michael Gove or Boris? You have to pick one

I'd rather gouge my eyes out and walk blindly into the killing fields.

the80sweregreat · 27/03/2021 16:49

@TheVanguardSix

Michael Gove or Boris? You have to pick one

I'd rather gouge my eyes out and walk blindly into the killing fields.

😀
ALargeGlassofMalbecPlease · 27/03/2021 16:52

Just google "Michael Gove drinking water"

LeSquigh · 27/03/2021 16:58

I have said this before and I will say it again - I would sleep with him but only so I smash his back doors in with a massive strap on because quite frankly he needs/deserves it. :)

the80sweregreat · 27/03/2021 16:58

That is seriously weird. Gove is the devil incarnate.
Politicians can't do anything normally can they?
Why?

Keepyourdistance000 · 27/03/2021 17:24

I wouldn't say no to Rishi Sunak and/or Ed Miliband...

Keepyourdistance000 · 27/03/2021 17:25

Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like a strict Headmaster Blush

ProcrastinationIsMySuperPower · 27/03/2021 17:37

@Keepyourdistance000

I wouldn't say no to Rishi Sunak and/or Ed Miliband...
David, maybe... but Ed??????
JuneS87 · 27/03/2021 17:48

He is a corrupt slime ball who has paid his mates hundreds and thousands of pounds from NHS funds. For that alone he is despicable. Yabvvvvvvvvvvvu

Mn753 · 27/03/2021 18:25

A lot of left-wing men I know fancy Priti Patel