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To fancy Matt Hancock?

192 replies

Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 20:43

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

OP posts:
Mn753 · 27/03/2021 18:25

And tbh I have a bit of a girl crush on Amber Rudd

Mn753 · 27/03/2021 18:26

And a real one on Chuka

Bluewavescrashing · 27/03/2021 18:27

These best thing I've ever read on MN was

He looks like the kind of bloke who cries after sex, in a sort of grateful way.

😂😱

Mn753 · 27/03/2021 18:30

@Bluewavescrashing

These best thing I've ever read on MN was

He looks like the kind of bloke who cries after sex, in a sort of grateful way.

😂😱

Oh I remember this, it definitely wins the Internet
Clusterfckintolerant · 27/03/2021 18:49

Makes me a bit sick in my mouth.

Original poster
Cactus1982 · 27/03/2021 18:51

@the80sweregreat

He has four children ! He looks permanently stressed out and has a bit of a shiny face so it's a big no from me. ( I dislike all politicians in equal measure though , so it's nothing personal) He does look like he is a good dad sort when not working but who knows?
Him and his wife must have a good sex life then if he’s got four kids.
OP posts:
Bluewavescrashing · 27/03/2021 18:58

Rubbish.

They can afford 4 kids. They wanted 4 kids. They might have had sex 4 times only.

Tigerstripe20 · 27/03/2021 19:05

Matt Hancock looks like he names his dick in the third person
As for Boris, he definitely keeps his socks on for sex and probably has smelly nuts

Bluewavescrashing · 27/03/2021 19:19

@Tigerstripe20 😂

the80sweregreat · 27/03/2021 20:02

He is probably a great dad. He looks nice enough but I couldn't fancy him ( or any Tory really ! )
Just not my bag.

Gandalfsthong · 27/03/2021 20:57

Think we all need to get out 🤣

LemonSherbetFancies · 27/03/2021 21:00

No way, none of them do it for me.
My friend fancies Pritti Patal. He says the smirk does it for him.

Dianeisabighead · 27/03/2021 21:11

Matt Hancock is a jumped-up little twat.

LemonSherbetFancies · 27/03/2021 22:27

I always think Matt Hancock would shake your hand after sex and say something like 'Job well done.'
Urgh.

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 28/03/2021 11:30

@LemonSherbetFancies

No way, none of them do it for me. My friend fancies Pritti Patal. He says the smirk does it for him.
Pritti Patel is a beautiful woman on the surface...
the80sweregreat · 28/03/2021 11:39

There was footage of Matt Hancock singing a Queen song on tv once years ago and he really thought he was a rock god in a suit ! It was funny.

LookAChicken · 28/03/2021 16:02

Or he likes singing and doesn't take himself too seriously?

the80sweregreat · 28/03/2021 16:07

@LookAChicken

Or he likes singing and doesn't take himself too seriously?
Yes, it was funny and showed a different side to him.
LookAChicken · 28/03/2021 16:12

I'm just glad he watched Contagion for pandemic tips! 🤣

CuthbertDibbleandGrubb · 28/03/2021 16:14

I still maintain that he is just someone out of his depth. As opposed to Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab and Priti Patel who are just nasty.

LookAChicken · 28/03/2021 16:25

He comes across better than those three certainly.

lalafafa · 28/03/2021 20:28

@ALargeGlassofMalbecPlease

Just google "Michael Gove drinking water"
ROFL
PandoraP · 28/03/2021 20:52

OMGShockat Michael Gove drinking water

twinmum2007 · 28/03/2021 21:27

@Cactus1982

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

Dominic Raab for me. Not sure why.
SuperCaliFragalistic · 28/03/2021 21:37

Raab - I definitely would
Dishy Rishi - yeah, why not
Hancock - no thanks
Johnson - not if my life depended on it.