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To fancy Matt Hancock?

192 replies

Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 20:43

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

OP posts:
ApplestheHare · 26/03/2021 21:49

Just no. Seek help!

ceilingsand · 26/03/2021 21:57

?????????

Weak and stuttering Matt?

LaurieFairyCake · 26/03/2021 22:00

It's definitely Stockholm syndrome

All we've heard is those fuckers for an entire YEAR - really we need to get back to normal and not see them and they can hang out in the red lion perving unsuccessfully in the Me-Too era over interns Hmm

Sparklesocks · 26/03/2021 22:06

OP post this emoji if youre being made to say this and need us to call the police Daffodil

😁

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 26/03/2021 22:09

Cactus it’s his calm voice l like.😳

ReverendRicketyCricket · 26/03/2021 22:12

@Sparklesocks

OP post this emoji if youre being made to say this and need us to call the police Daffodil

😁

Grin Grin
PandoraP · 26/03/2021 22:14

Noooooo. Are they putting something in the vaccines making women fancy MH? 🥸

RJnomore1 · 26/03/2021 22:19

Bloody hell that photo looks like my arsehole of a boyfriend circa 1996 and he was Outdated then.

TheDogsMother · 26/03/2021 22:21

@user1494055864

You have what's known as Stockholm syndrome.
I came on here to say exactly the same thing. Hancock and Raab at an absolute stretch but Boris ? In his pants ? Confused
Juliesipadwillcallyouback · 26/03/2021 22:27

Every since I saw people mentioning Raab on here a few months ago I have definitely had some fanny flutters for him!

RickiTarr · 26/03/2021 22:27

It’s Stockholm syndrome. It will begin to lift once we are free again. Brew

HalfGalHalfCake · 26/03/2021 22:28

Has anyone downloaded the "Matt Hancock App"?

I am told there are in app purchases for 'special picture'

FoofOfTheWalkingDead · 26/03/2021 22:33

🤢🤮Bleurgh.

BilboBercow · 26/03/2021 22:34

Of all the shite politicians you could choose you choose HANCOCK?! He's like an alien masquerading as a human

Anothernameanothertime · 26/03/2021 22:35

Matt, this just isn’t the way to boost your Only Fans subscriptions..

FourWordsImMuNiTy · 26/03/2021 22:39

Of the lot of them Hancock seems the most human, but shag material? No.

FourWordsImMuNiTy · 26/03/2021 22:41

Also, why did you not enable voting you coward?
That does point in the direction of this thread being started by Matt’s overprotective mum.

pinkprosseco · 26/03/2021 22:41

If this was a bunch of men talking about female politicians like this I think there would be outcry on Mumsnet.
Double standards

RickiTarr · 26/03/2021 22:41

@BilboBercow

Of all the shite politicians you could choose you choose HANCOCK?! He's like an alien masquerading as a human
Oh I can think of 10 worse ones immediately if you need. Grin
BrightYellowDaffodil · 26/03/2021 22:43

@Fyredraca

Yabu....now Sir Keir on the other hand....
Oi! There’s a queue here, you know.

I used to quite like Gavin Williamson and them I heard him speak. Now I can’t get the comparison with Frank Spencer out of my head.

Unreasonabubble · 26/03/2021 22:44

Blimey OP. You been drinking too!

Glitteryone · 26/03/2021 22:47

This has to be Matt himself posting this

Unreasonabubble · 26/03/2021 22:49

@Glitteryone He has been drinking too! Grin

yetmorecrap · 26/03/2021 22:51

Some women are just very attracted to posh twerps , earning good money- let’s be honest. If this guy was your local guy on the counter at the bank- would you be so attracted- nope, didn’t think so

WhiskersPete · 26/03/2021 22:52

Is that you Keir?