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To fancy Matt Hancock?

192 replies

Cactus1982 · 26/03/2021 20:43

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

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Pinetreesfall · 26/03/2021 23:40

I saw him renamed on here as Hat Mancock recently. I think that sums him up perfectly!

greenlynx · 27/03/2021 00:24

@ladygindiva

I get those of you fancying Raab, reckon I could after a couple of shirazes, but the rest of you are insane.

You obviously mean bottles?

RJnomore1 · 27/03/2021 00:26

At least bottles but I could kinda get it

Thedogscollar · 27/03/2021 00:49

OP please seek help immediately.

AnotherSunrise · 27/03/2021 00:56

No way!

Turquoisa80 · 27/03/2021 00:58

IkswymBlushit's the confidence and gift of the gab that does it for me.

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Cactus1982 · 27/03/2021 08:54

@Artichokepiglet

As I may have mentioned on other threads, I also have a massive crush on him Blush

He obviously has quite a powerful effect on a few of us (but we seem to be the minority).

See! I knew I wasn’t alone!! 😉
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Artichokepiglet · 27/03/2021 08:59

@Cactus1982 and there’s the lady with the ‘fannygallops’, or was that you? Grin

I think maybe we should have our own fan thread.

ladygindiva · 27/03/2021 09:05

[quote greenlynx]@ladygindiva

I get those of you fancying Raab, reckon I could after a couple of shirazes, but the rest of you are insane.

You obviously mean bottles?[/quote]
yes bottles. At least 11.5% too. On an empty stomach.

JovialNickname · 27/03/2021 09:06

I could go for Rishi Sunday. Marina Hyde wrote in the Guardian that he has the kind of charisma that might make Matt Hancock kick over a small wastepaper basket in a jealous rage.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/03/2021 09:06

Gavin Williamson’s wife is a teaching assistant?

Christ l bet the rest of the staff just fucking hate her!

JovialNickname · 27/03/2021 09:06

*Sunak!!

Fuckitfuckit · 27/03/2021 09:11

Twat handoncock....the health Secretary? The one who has no idea what he's doing?!

thunderandrainbows · 27/03/2021 09:15

I feel the same OP! I think he’s hot and DH thinks I’m bonkers Grin

SapphosRock · 27/03/2021 09:17

He's Simon from the Inbetweeners in a suit.

Just no.

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Cactus1982 · 27/03/2021 09:27

[quote Artichokepiglet]@Cactus1982 and there’s the lady with the ‘fannygallops’, or was that you? Grin

I think maybe we should have our own fan thread.[/quote]
No that wasn’t me. Though he does give me the fanny gallops as well! He’s so awkward and cute I just want corrupt him I think? Blush

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thunderandrainbows · 27/03/2021 09:43

Hahaha!!!! cactus that’s it!! I feel a similar desire to corrupt him Grin

WilsonMilson · 27/03/2021 09:50

What? Lieutenant Gruber??

Dear God no.

Artichokepiglet · 27/03/2021 09:53

Mmm yes @Cactus1982!

Although I actually like to imagine he knows exactly what he’s doing in the bedroom and is pretty good at it Wink

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 27/03/2021 11:14

@WilsonMilson

What? Lieutenant Gruber??

Dear God no.

Grin

He is an absolute chinless weasel. No thank you.

(Nothing to do with politics, he repulses me)

Sawyersfishbiscuits · 27/03/2021 11:14

Nah met him and David W IRL, DW was lovely but ML wasn't nice at all!

Sawyersfishbiscuits · 27/03/2021 11:15

Oh lord.... for some reason I read MATT LUCAS.... 😂

Flowers24 · 27/03/2021 11:18

He is a bit sexy, Raab is lush!

EveryDayIsADuvetDay · 27/03/2021 11:20

I understand why you disabled voting🤣 🤣 🤣

PhilCornwall1 · 27/03/2021 11:24

I wouldn't mind being his pub landlord.