To fancy Matt Hancock?

[Cactus1982]

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

I saw him renamed on here as Hat Mancock recently. I think that sums him up perfectly!

@ladygindiva

I get those of you fancying Raab, reckon I could after a couple of shirazes, but the rest of you are insane.

You obviously mean bottles?

At least bottles but I could kinda get it

OP please seek help immediately.

No way!

Ikswymit's the confidence and gift of the gab that does it for me.

@Artichokepiglet

As I may have mentioned on other threads, I also have a massive crush on him

He obviously has quite a powerful effect on a few of us (but we seem to be the minority).

See! I knew I wasn’t alone!! 😉

@Cactus1982 and there’s the lady with the ‘fannygallops’, or was that you?

I think maybe we should have our own fan thread.

[quote greenlynx]@ladygindiva

I get those of you fancying Raab, reckon I could after a couple of shirazes, but the rest of you are insane.

You obviously mean bottles?[/quote]
yes bottles. At least 11.5% too. On an empty stomach.

I could go for Rishi Sunday. Marina Hyde wrote in the Guardian that he has the kind of charisma that might make Matt Hancock kick over a small wastepaper basket in a jealous rage.

Gavin Williamson’s wife is a teaching assistant?

Christ l bet the rest of the staff just fucking hate her!

*Sunak!!

Twat handoncock....the health Secretary? The one who has no idea what he's doing?!

I feel the same OP! I think he’s hot and DH thinks I’m bonkers

He's Simon from the Inbetweeners in a suit.

Just no.

[quote Artichokepiglet]@Cactus1982 and there’s the lady with the ‘fannygallops’, or was that you?

I think maybe we should have our own fan thread.[/quote]
No that wasn’t me. Though he does give me the fanny gallops as well! He’s so awkward and cute I just want corrupt him I think?

Hahaha!!!! cactus that’s it!! I feel a similar desire to corrupt him

What? Lieutenant Gruber??

Dear God no.

Mmm yes @Cactus1982!

Although I actually like to imagine he knows exactly what he’s doing in the bedroom and is pretty good at it

@WilsonMilson

What? Lieutenant Gruber??

Dear God no.

He is an absolute chinless weasel. No thank you.

(Nothing to do with politics, he repulses me)

Nah met him and David W IRL, DW was lovely but ML wasn't nice at all!

Oh lord.... for some reason I read MATT LUCAS.... 😂

He is a bit sexy, Raab is lush!

I understand why you disabled voting🤣 🤣 🤣

I wouldn't mind being his pub landlord.