To fancy Matt Hancock?

[Cactus1982]

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

I have to admit I did think he was just slightly sexy for a while there in deepest lockdown. It stopped when I saw him zoom in from his weird study with bright red walls. Not ok.

Yes his red wall study is weird

Is it like the red room on fifty shades?

You people have obviously had a very long dry spell. Just no. Not if my life depended on it.

He looks like a bed-wetter 😐

@LagneyandCasey

I'm joining the Raab queue

I'd go for him too💘

As I may have mentioned on other threads, I also have a massive crush on him

He obviously has quite a powerful effect on a few of us (but we seem to be the minority).

Love that I just read the words ‘fanny flutters’

@Cactus1982

Im a staunch Labour voter, but is it wrong that I’ve spent the last year wondering what he’s like in bed? I know I’m probably going to be attacked for saying this but I think he’s really sexy. He has a lovely voice and smile.

Anyway. I’ll get my coat...

Wondering what he is like in bed? 🤮. Well anything I'd suggest you bring your own protection because he'll either not bring any or try to re use one.

I’d rather shag a cactus

@PandoraP

Is it like the red room on fifty shades?

More like a terrifying blood red cupboard with too many pictures of him playing rugby staring at you

I get those of you fancying Raab, reckon I could after a couple of shirazes, but the rest of you are insane.

Oh he would not be great in bed but bless him he would be keen to please. Realise that does it for some of you!

Not my type but Raab would get it lol.

Stockholm syndrome

Raabs arrogance Might get me going after the second bottle of Pinot Grigio but he’s a horrible person. Starmer has as I posted elsewhere the appeal of a gone to seed boyband member.

There was a hilarious soundbite of Gav, detailing his "pillow talk" with Mrs Williamson last week. It made me a little bit sick in my mouth...

Ick

Gav's Pillow Talk:

"Mr Williamson went on to say that his "pillow talk" at home may be a "little bit different", as he discusses DfE policy with his wife, who is on the "front line".

"My wife's a teaching assistant and it's always interesting because I obviously get quite a bit of lobbying," he said.

"You know, our pillow talk is maybe a little bit different. She is always highlighting various issues where maybe the Department for Education hasn't always got it perfect all the time, and it's always good to hear it from the front line."

😜🥴

A teaching assistant? Is she?

Rishi is mine. Hands off.

See - THIS is what happens when people are locked down too much. You’ll recover after the roadmap rollout OP.

There’s only one politician, in the history of politicians, that I’ve ever fancied (read: had massively rude dreams about) and that is....
🇪🇸 💃 Michael Portillo 💃 🇪🇸
Even before, but also during, the strawberry chino and steam train years. Off to bed now........

Raab - such a great voice!! So sexy and oooo I don’t know!! He’s just lovely!!

I’ve seen rishi close up not long ago. I remember thinking he actually looked polished!! He has the most perfect skin I have ever seen on anyone really, absolutely flawless