If my cat had AIBU...

[Greenandcabbagelooking]

AIBU to think that three pouches of wet food, two meals of dry food, some treats and unlimited fresh water just isn’t sufficient to sustain a cat? I’m so starved, I had to tell all the children on my human’s zoom lesson about it in the hope they’d feed me. They didn’t, and human shut me out the office, so I only had the whole rest of the house to run around.

How do I call cat line?

AIBU to like to roll around in piles of sweaty running kit with my eyes crossed madly?

(Actually, even the other cat thinks IABU about this one.)

I get stepped on all the time.
I am a Black cat in a dark house.
It's not my fault! Even if do like to lie in doorways and on random steps on the stairs.

Hoomans should evolve their eyes to see better -- or even leave the lights on.

AIBU to pee in the corner behind the television because it is cold outside and I've already used my litter tray once since it was washed and the litter changed.

(Aibu to think that some of these are perhaps a tiny bit more U than others ? The peeing in the bath whilst hoomans was peeing had me thinking somehow less U when done as a surprise to be discovered later ?) solidarity all.

@funnelfanjo - be careful your hoomans don't put scrumpled up tin foil behind the tv in your favourite pee corner to stop you going there. That's what ours did and it's not fun anymore.

AIBU to shout at my human and walk off, ten times a day?

AIBU to randomly bite their hand and jump on their head? They don’t seem to like it :)

@iklboo it would be great if they did that as I luuurve playing with bits of scrumpled tin foil, especially if they've been previously wrapped around something edible.

I have been known to pee down the kitchen sink when I'm in the mood, but that's not enough fun because all that happens is some muttering and tap running. Much more fun to watch them sniffing the air and asking each other if the bloody cat has peed in the lounge again and argue about whose turn it is to clean the carpet.

Alas @funnelfanjo - they've done it like this so it's horrible to walk for our delicate jelly bean toes

Aibu to have scratched the vet, hooman had to wait in the carpark while the vet man took me in the stinky smelling... I could smell (DOG) room. He looked in my mouth and ruffled my whiskers.. and felt my tummy, I puffed myself out and warned him... he then took my temperature.... I lost my patience right there and was brought back out to the hooman... I heard something about a sedative whatever one of those is I'm not having it. I will go and hide behind the shed. All this because I had the shits everywhere... definitely raided the wrong bin this week.