What was in Cummings little box?

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Laughed to see him exiting Downing Street with his box , like an employee escorted off. I reckon he had his favourite mug , Far Side calendar, picture of Che Guerez , cactus plant and a bobble head of Boris. Any other ideas ?

A little cash iron Barnard castle from his desk?

A see you soon on the other side card from Boris, he's next and it's all exactly what they want

Dodgy dossier on Bojo and cronies.

He wanted to go, said months ago that he would be gone by Christmas

The nation gave him as showcase and a primetime news show. That whole debacle will project him to his next much more highly paid role.

His apology for brexit

Puts me in mind of Rachel from friends. She had a muffin.

this

His spare glasses!

It was a bit cliched wasn't it?

Boris' balls.

Boris's soul.

I always wonder about the No 10 building on days like this. Is there really only one entrance/exit? What if the PM needs to go on secret government business? Is there any way for him to leave the place without the media knowing about it?

@WillSantaBeComingToTown I've got one of those They're nice, but saving one in case it becomes incredibly valuable.

“Far Side calendar” 🤣

Someone on Twitter said Boris and Carrie's dog

His shattered dreams and a book called "superforecasting for dummies"

There is definitely a back way out. Him coming out the front like that was designed to communicate something I think.

@Rosehip10

His shattered dreams and a book called "superforecasting for dummies"

I don't understand these comments. Cummings has done exactly as he wanted. He has got brexut through and he's got his people in key posts. He can manoeuvre things better from the sidelines now. People thinking he's been turfed out is exactly what he wants you to believe.

Whitty and Vallances clicker he hid months ago "Next slide, please"

Engraved No. 10 office stapler

Agree ssd-too theatrical an exit and with his box.
Nothing in it as perhaps it’s another staged drama.

Severed horse's head?

It's definitely the downing street cat in the box

The cat has confirmed on Twitter that he was not in the box.

His "I'm with Boris" mug (slightly chipped), a snow dome paperweight of Castle Howard, a fake plant in a plastic pot and just under half a packet of chocolate hobnobs.

@Fallsballs

Agree ssd-too theatrical an exit and with his box. Nothing in it as perhaps it’s another staged drama.

It actually upsets me how folk are still falling for this shite.

I really thought people had seen through this government but they haven't.