What was in Cummings little box?

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Laughed to see him exiting Downing Street with his box , like an employee escorted off. I reckon he had his favourite mug , Far Side calendar, picture of Che Guerez , cactus plant and a bobble head of Boris. Any other ideas ?

A head like in se7en

The it’s one if those huge vet gloves he regularly uses when his hand is shoved up Johnson’s arse so he can make his mouth move like a puppet?

I think only one horcrux fragment of his soul, fairly sure he's sold the rest of them.

@dairyswim Yes, there are several secret exits to Downing St - George Osborne famously snuck out the back entrance after the collapse of the Cameron government following Brexit. And apparently there's a tunnel leading straight to the MOD across the road. So Cummings is making a point by walking out the front door. Maybe he's disassociating himself from the Brexit deal to come.

Shrunken heads?

All the files, emails, photos of the Boris and his chums. Maybe some saucy pics of Carrie from better days. I am with ssd. It was his time to go. There may be txts involved to/from Symonds which forced Boris to act. But Cummings was always leaving at some point. Got Brexit done, made Boris PM. Now off to a job in the shadows. I suspect him to be a less sweaty, more terrifying character like Malcolm Tucker in The Thick of It which is back on iplayer

A lifetime's collection of Razzle jizzmags, with pictures of Margaret Thatcher's face carefully stuck on all the ladies.

And his PJ Masks mug

@Witchcraftandhokum

His soul. The devil returned it.

. Too right.

I agree the whole thing stinks too.

Fundamentally this is what has lead to his demise (if it is that,).

Lies. Lies. Lies. A total absence of integrity and trust.

And leaving with a box like that insults the public's intelligence. And this is the person who purports to put the ordinary man first. But how little he thinks of them ... . How superior he thinks himself.

An interesting question is where does this leave Gove (shudder) now his Brexity allies have departed? Is he poised to take over? Or is he vulnerable?

Here we go

Pandoras box, sans lid.

His voodoo doll of Carrie.

His pride.

And his P45.

Amazed so many people on this thread don’t realise that OP knew full well it was staged!

His plans to take over the world perhaps

Bone of the father (unknowingly given),
Flesh of the servant (willingly given)
Blood of the enemy (forcibly taken)

He’s off to resurrect his true master, Voldemort.

A little desk sign saying "You Don't Have To Be Mad To Work Here, But It Helps", the results of a raid on the stationery cupboard and the contents of the No. 10 tea and biscuit kitty.

A copy of The Prince by Machiavelli, a remote control for operating Boris and a woolly hat.

@BrightYellowDaffodil Sniggering to myself, I can believe this!