What was in Cummings little box?

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Laughed to see him exiting Downing Street with his box , like an employee escorted off. I reckon he had his favourite mug , Far Side calendar, picture of Che Guerez , cactus plant and a bobble head of Boris. Any other ideas ?

Desk sign reading 'Keep Calm and then Resign'.

His conscience?

Again never existed in the first place!

Journalistic contacts to talk to for one of the Sunday papers.

Nah he has those memorised!

All the financial documents on how much money he’s made out of Brexit & Corona.

What wasn’t in the box was his integrity, that was shredded a while ago.

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Gwyneth Paltrows head.

Just a memory stick. A very sinister little memory stick.

It's not Gwyneth Paltrow in there. It's his own Spitting Image head.

Larry the cat?

@DahliaMacNamara

It's not Gwyneth Paltrow in there. It's his own Spitting Image head.

They wouldn't give to him yet.

It's actually his sketch and doodle books.

His ego

His eye test results

A well pricked pin cushion with Carrie's face on it.

www.suffolkgazette.com/business/dominic-cummings-quits-to-become-ceo-of-specsavers/

I bet the box was empty. That was all orchastrated.

A slightly discoloured Pyrex dish.

@Lite0life Let's hope it was a Specsavers eye test then

@draughtycatflap

A slightly discoloured Pyrex dish.

eeeeew! but credible.

All the loo rolls & an empty packet of laxatives.

@MajesticWhine

There is definitely a back way out. Him coming out the front like that was designed to communicate something I think.

Agree but what 🤔🤔🤔

A bus with 35 million on the side of it.

@CupoTeap

The last of his notes ready for his book

Df and I were saying his tell all book is going to be the best seller released in time for next Christmas 2021 . Unless he's written most of it and it will be rushed through in time for this Christmas

His rubber gloves for when he sticks his hand up Boris's bum & uses him like a glove puppet. I wouldn't be surprised if in years to come it comes out that he is Wilfred's father not Boris, he has snagged the country, why not his girlfriend.

A folding pentangle and some part-used candles.

A blank "sorry you're leaving" card.

@Time40

The transmitter he uses to call his home planet.

Brilliant. 🤣🤣

He had an old copy of Lord of the Rings
Tea towel
Yorkshire tea bags
Chipped mug
Gold bar
Spare pair of underpants and beanie hat
Everyone’s passwords from No 10
Sorry your leaving card from Pritti

Nothing.
Stunt box because he's a manipulative attention seeker. Looks like he still had his pass on anyway.

Empty, same as his soul.

Or wait, wait, second thoughts here! Maybe is carrying something really really important!........... A picture of himself?