What was in Cummings little box?

[Stillfunny]

Laughed to see him exiting Downing Street with his box , like an employee escorted off. I reckon he had his favourite mug , Far Side calendar, picture of Che Guerez , cactus plant and a bobble head of Boris. Any other ideas ?

Maybe if it was a stunt box it had a stunt pineapple in it.
That and a signed photo of Benedict Cumberbatch being him.

True fact: a crazy friend of mine sent a clicker to 10 Downing St from amazon addressed to Boris and tweeted about it. Sadly it was turned away

It wasn’t empty. It’s actually quite difficult, even for trained actors, to pretend something empty is heavy:

www.mentalfloss.com/article/80001/video-reveals-how-bad-tv-characters-are-realistically-drinking-coffee

If you watch the videos carefully, you can see that the box has weight and there is something white through the hand space. Clearly he has nicked a few packets of printer paper on his way out.

Wilf

This

Leaving with a cardboard box, arriving home with a bottle of champagne. He must have allowed these photo ops for a reason as there was no need for him to leave so publicly.
I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him.

You’ve got to admire the attention to detail that after he’d dumped the box somewhere, he got champagne in a SEE THROUGH BAG for his next photo op.

I think he's just got a weird sense of humour and is having fun.

Considering his office is not even at no 10... maybe BJ returned all his gifts?

His soul. The devil returned it.

His dignity? Lost in the Rose Garden in May and he’s been looking for it since then?

Definitely his horcrux's, don't want to leave them lying around.

Yeah, that's my feeling too, unfortunately. It was probably a map to a secret route to the back door of Number Ten.

One thing established this year is that he definitely enters Boris’s back door!

Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak.

@WeAreTheWeirdosMister

Definitely his horcrux's, don't want to leave them lying around.

Absolutely this 😂

That box actually looks quite heavy- all the secrets - or just trying to make out he's leaving with all the secrets and it's just a few packs of blank a4

All his silly 90s long-sleeved t-shirts (white with coloured sleeves) so he can carry on pretending Blur are still in the charts, he’s still just down from Oxford and sneering his way around Horton like the Bright Young Thing he still imagines himself to be.

Honestly his dress sense is one of the most revealing things about him. It’s always 1997 in the Cummings wardrobe, and he still has alllll his hair.

Some rocks to weigh it down and a lipstick-smeared photo of Laura Kuenssberg in a see-through nightie with ‘call me’ scrawled in the corner.

Voodoo doll of Carrie?

@Newjez Can you elaborate on that, that Carrie isn't very big...
She was big for a while, then she wasn't. What about now?

Came here to say Boris balls but it's been said already

The boring answer is that he hasn't actually left yet. He's working his notice from home and the box will be full of paperwork.

A hard drive of BoJo's secrets & some super-injunctions

Nothing. It was all a photo op. He could have chosen to leave via the back door but no, he went for the full paparazzi op 🙄🙄

Made me smile...

@Witchcraftandhokum

His soul. The devil returned it.