What was in Cummings little box?

[Stillfunny]

Laughed to see him exiting Downing Street with his box , like an employee escorted off. I reckon he had his favourite mug , Far Side calendar, picture of Che Guerez , cactus plant and a bobble head of Boris. Any other ideas ?

Unfortunately I don’t think we’ve seen the back of him. You know how they’ve put their mates in charge of different departments/projects (or wives of MPs like Typhoid Dido) well I reckon he has a new job lined up for himself somewhere. And as someone else said up-thread, he’ll have got his players in place in No.10 to keep his ‘plans’ for us plebs on track.

I can’t believe he had a box!!

Bobbly cardi from the back of his chair. Stapler with his name sellotaped on.Yorkshire teabags and some knuckle dusters

@Callipygion

Unfortunately I don’t think we’ve seen the back of him. You know how they’ve put their mates in charge of different departments/projects (or wives of MPs like Typhoid Dido) well I reckon he has a new job lined up for himself somewhere. And as someone else said up-thread, he’ll have got his players in place in No.10 to keep his ‘plans’ for us plebs on track.

Yeah, that's my feeling too, unfortunately. It was probably a map to a secret route to the back door of Number Ten.

@Frazzled2207

The cat has confirmed on Twitter that he was not in the box.

Phew! I thought Larry was too smart to get caught by Cummings though.

Piles and piles of papers covered with 'all work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy'

I agree about the stunt box! People don’t usually take their belongings with them on the day they resign.

“Look, we’ve got to really make it look like you’re leaving, so take this box with you when you walk out of here”

The violinists baby.

The whole thing stinks

@HPandTheNeverEndingBedtime
The clicker!! I’ve been wondering for months why the F they haven’t got a clicker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A hole punch. It was a total 'prop box', but he knew we'd know if it was empty, so he put a hole punch in it.

Poor Vladimir Putin.

A signed photo of Carrie...(at least we know she's still around...gonna take Cummings place as fixer in chief..oooh she's clever..)

Carrie Symonds’ head.

Petrol receipts from a few months ago...

Looked very staged imo.
I think the box was empty 😂
He is probably enjoying the high profile, I daresay he will walk into some lucrative job offers.

Bozos balls, bitten off in a skirmish then stolen from Carrie's desk drawer.

Voodoo dolls of Boris and Carrie.

This

Bojos dirty undies....

God! He’s a tosser to the very end, isn’t he? There are at least 3 other ways out of Downing St where you won’t get caught on camera but, no, gotta get that last photo opp.

The box probably contains a dog eared copy of ‘How to Win Friends and Influence People’ ...

Smoke and mirrors

His clicky penis.

Hitlers ball from the Albert Hall. Hes of to create a Boys From Brazil situation.

*off

A chav's guide to faking it til you make it? The tracksuit he later changed into?

I have no idea how he's married to such an aristocratic woman. I put him in the same fake category as Dominic West.