What was in Cummings little box?

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Laughed to see him exiting Downing Street with his box , like an employee escorted off. I reckon he had his favourite mug , Far Side calendar, picture of Che Guerez , cactus plant and a bobble head of Boris. Any other ideas ?

A dossier on where all the bodies are buried.

A map to Barnard castle and a list of nearby opticians in case of emergency.

Don't know, don't care, but I hope it was important to him and someone took a shit on it before he went.

All the evil in the world.

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Boris's soul.

Wasn't aware he had one?!

A Specsavers loyalty card.

Haha all these jokes about glasses and barnard Castle tourist leaflets make me lol. I wreckon his paper doodles, a family photo taken at barnard Castle and probably some loo roll stollen from the communal toilets

Did you mean che Guevara? Can't find nor heard of che guerez

Very much doubt as a staunch capitalist he'd have a picture of che Guevara! A Marxist hero! Maybe if he used as a dartboard target?

A pic of thatcher is more likely surely?

Other than that very amused by the other suggestions though "boris's soul" unlikely since he probably never had one!

Dodgy dossier on Bojo and cronies. this one is possibly scarily near the truth! Or at least the first draft of a tell all autobiography

and just under half a packet of chocolate hobnobs.

Now THAT would be unforgivable! I've not been able to get any for ages

Has anyone seen Carrie lately?

She's not very big.

Ha ! Yes Che Guevara of course! Typo .And I think he might have it just to be a " weirdo ".
Add to that a notebook full of his scribbles ...Mr Prime Minister , Dominic Cummings ...Mr . Cummings , Prime Minister ... I hate Carrie Symonds ...England ' a Prime Minister , Mr Dominic Cummings... .All from different coloured pens .

Optrex

His EU passport.

His oven ready brexit deal?

Larry?

It's been in a drawer in Dom's desk for years now CatherineCawood

His beanie and some freebies from the stationery cupboard

I love threads like this

One very small rabbit

his Best-Dad mug, and his mousemat with photo of his wedding.

Gavin Williamson’s tarantula

Squirrels.

Desk sign reading 'Keep Calm and then Resign'.

It actually upsets me how folk are still falling for this shite.

I really thought people had seen through this government but they haven't.

ssd What do you think is the purpose of this performance then?

I agree, it didn't need to be done in this way. Leaving through the front door, with a box with in front of the press = maximum humiliation. Not his style, unless he did a proper flounce (not unbelievable - he does seem a flouncer).

Whitty and Vallances clicker he hid months ago "Next slide, please
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His conscience?

An incomplete sainsburys lego card book. It's ok Dom there is a long running thread on Chat, we can help you out.