To ask what the shittest sex you ever had is?

[Magicra84]

Saw someone who absolutely insisted he wanted a proper relationship and not just FWB but the few times I saw him which led to sex he left within ten mins of sex ending. Sex was shit too. Three thrusts and he was done. Rubbish! As he was very good looking I hoped it would get better. I didn't give it chance to after he left immediately after twice.

I liked oral and am sad at not getting it ever again. That's really not on. I feel for you @StinkyWizzleteets

I decided age 17 and 11 months not to be an 18 year old virgin, so picked out a likely candidate, made arrangements and turned up at his house a couple of night later.
He lived with his mum, who was out that evening, and we got down to business on the sofa. Which was made of pleather. No foreplay - I don't think either of us had a clue there was any such thing. So he was pounding away like a workman with a pneumatic drill and with every thrust I was aware of a searing pain up my back. My skin had stuck to the sofa and was being pulled tighter with every push.
Then the phone rang so he got up to answer it (a message from the W.I. for his.mum). Whlie he was up I managed to painfully unpeal myself from the sofa, amazed that I hadn't left a sheet of skin behind.
Like an idiot I let lover boy carry on, but made a swift exit asap and walked home thinking "Well that was a waste of time. I could have been home watching Corrie".

My first time at 18. Another 18 year old. No foreplay, he just pounded away for 40 minutes, the pain was so bad, and then he proceeded to describe to all our close friends how boring I was, how my vagina smelled etc. Completely and utterly put me off sex or feeling comfortable about sex for the rest of my life.

I'd slept with both men and women until my early/mid twenties and then i figured out that the only bad sex i was having was when i was sleeping with men. women only for me now!

I must admit, reading this thread isn't really giving me much hope for when I begin dating again....

I mean, I was with ex for 30 years, he's the only notch on my bedpost, so I was rather hoping I'd get lucky and find someone good in bed. Doesn't have to be a looker, just kind. And good at sex.

I guess it's good I fancy women too, might get better sex from reading the thread.

I must admit, reading this thread isn't really giving me much hope for when I begin dating again....
It is a thread about the bad stuff so is a bit weighted
I had disappointing sex for years when I was married. After I got divorced, I did quite a bit of dating. I had more bad sex, some mediocre sex and some absolutely mind blowing sex that was so good, I genuinely had no idea that kind of thing happened in real life and not just fantasy.
I'm still seeing the last guy
Amazing lovers are a real thing. The only catch is that you might have to kiss a few frogs before you find them.

I’ve just read some of the reddit thread and there’s one with the subway sandwich and the hamsters that has made me laugh a lot.

Honestly, aside from my husband, all of my sex with men has been rubbish. On the other hand I have always had amazing sex with women.

Some of these stories are hilarious and many are very disturbing.

I was 22 and just moved to London. Met this guy, had few dates, but lost interest. Good 10 years later we met again, had few dates and slept together. Dear Reader, although, he was very good looking, 10 years later he was still s** in bed.

Dear Reader, although, he was very good looking, 10 years later he was still s in bed If he hasn't learnt now he never will without clear instructions.

Terrible question.

I suppose - that most all men have their early experences with a girlfriend of their own age who well, are probally as inexprenced as the boys at that age. Whilst we have Sex edcuation it isnt real sex education its all about the mechanics of the act but very little to nowt of how it ought to be done.

I'm very gald that whilst younger i met a few older women who simply knew i had a lot to learn so in very best Harry Enfield stylee said;;

"You don't wanna do it like that!, you do me like this):

And very gratefull for that know how too:)

It does disappoint me the number of instances where men don't get a woman to orgasm thats the best part of sex and the really enjoyable part for me seeing her enjoyment makes mine that much better!

And also the worst form of sex ed is that whats seen on the porn sites, no wonder the women complain:(