To ask you if you have a real life crush on anyone?

[Rainbowb]

And would you do anything if you could completely get away with it?! Mine is my daughter’s swimming teacher, he has the sexiest smile and is so good with the kids. Totally gives me the flutters but I’m guessing he’s not into overweight bespectacled women in their forties!

And his shorts and his t-shirt...

What a tease

You’re married Tom. You have a baby.
Put it away!

@BrainBetrayingMe - I debated asking him to do some joint work, I actually do genuinely want to do something with his team. Maybe then can work out if he is flirting or not, and if he is, is it just harmless fun or more? He’s said quite a few things, wife left, not had any action in ages! Lol. But that’s the type of person he is, he says it all in a jokey way. I’ll see what tomorrow brings and if I’m feeling brave!

Go for it Barb!

And Darbs, you go for it too.

My sexiest moment with my Tom was cut abruptly short. We watch dd’s swimming lesson from the cafe area of the leisure centre. I looked up from my phone to suddenly see Tom standing by the side of the pool, looking right at me hands on his hips, giving me the full sexy smile. My heart was doing a rollercoaster while I nervously smiled back. Til I finally realised he was waiting for me to notice dd flapping about next to him mouthing to me that she needed the loo

@SuckingDieselFella - I will! I think. Maybe. Watch this space

Yay!

All us Tom fans will live vicariously through you.

Ah, bloody Tom eh?

I’ve a long and mostly miserable history with the bugger (in all his guises which, for me, have been young, older, tall, not so tall - all hopelessly unavailable). Thanks for making me laugh about it and get that I’m not alone.

Latest Tom? T’would actually take a parallel universe for that one to work (involving the non-existence of two marriages, job changes for at least one of us and one of us either ageing by a decade or getting ten years younger). Oh, he has really beautiful eyes. Obviously. Course he bloody does.....

My little brother is a teacher called Tom, 6'2, lanky, dark hair and dimples. He just got his heart broken and is all mopey. Maybe I should advise to him to wear short sleeves and make lasting eye contact with the mum's at pick up.

Though he's completely clueless when it comes to women flirting with him. Anything subtler than someone trying to beat him over the head with their fanjo just flies under his radar.

@AtArPo

no, I'm not buying that any more. They pretend they don't notice us so that we do all of the work and make it easy for them. They have us sussed.

I actually love this thread

I love your username!

I have a two hour class with Tom tomorrow.

Last week he was nice about my answer and I blushed. I am 10 years older than him and I blushed.

I can't go back.

My colleague, Tom. I'm pretty sure our entire company has a crush on him, men and women alike. He's the best.

I wonder if I can get my old job back so I can be near Tom again.

For the sake of this thread, you have to go back.

Ok.

I mean I hated that place of work.

But...ok.

Is he single? Are you single?

If yes, you have to go back.

No he’s married with kids FFS!!!

If he was single then I absolutely would have gone for it.

Ok, don't go back.

Find a new, single Tom.

Shouldn't be hard, there seems to be plenty of them to go around.

This thread has definitely given me hope of having my own forever Tom

Toms are like buses, another one will turn up pretty soon.

What about Dick and Harry? ( sorry, I could t resist)

Harry has gone off with Megan.

Dick is an innuendo for anybody that wants it.

We need a Tom Resistance Strategy

A 5 point plan to detox and desist against the Toms of this world