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Original poster

I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

374 replies

BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 19:53

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD Blush

Urgh

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TheFirstRuleOfFightClub · 13/03/2019 20:27

😂😂😂 I thought I was bad with my massive crush on Tony Blair in the 90s (before we all found out he was the devil incarnate and not just the joker lookalike).

Fatasfook · 13/03/2019 20:27

It’s like saying you fancy hitler. Yabu

Decormad38 · 13/03/2019 20:28

WTF!?!

StripeyChina · 13/03/2019 20:29

CoachBombay

Bloody hell, do you know my JRM alike???? Shock

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BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 20:29

Stripey! Not helping!

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HollowTalk · 13/03/2019 20:29

He looks like he ejaculates dust

One of the best lines I've seen on MN.

Alsohuman · 13/03/2019 20:32

Oh dear.

Blinkingblimey · 13/03/2019 20:32

BrinkPink - stay calm, the ambulance is on its way. It’ll be making a detour via DobbyTheHouseElf (you seriously would Bojo?!🤮 ) before taking you both to the nearest secure unit to protect you from yourselves. If we need more proof that Brexit’s bad for the nations mental health here it is.....

TheTroutofNoCraic · 13/03/2019 20:32

Titters

I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.
BonnesVacances · 13/03/2019 20:33

Someone on Twitter called him a haunted Victorian pencil. Grin It does kinda work!

Purplejay · 13/03/2019 20:34

Wow 😮

keepforgettingmyusername · 13/03/2019 20:36

He's definitely a bad boy so if that's your type I can see the appeal.

paisho · 13/03/2019 20:36

How do I delete someone else's post from this forum? 😩

Paddington68 · 13/03/2019 20:37

Well that was my dinner back in my mouth.

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BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 20:37

Hmm the younger JRM in that pic isn’t quite as hot. I like the older more rugged, slightly salt n pepper Mogg.

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Bamchic · 13/03/2019 20:38

TakenForSlanted you’re right about grotty men in lovely undies.
When I worked in Wetherspoon as a student a gent whacked his trousers down in the bar. He was wearing lovely black Calvin Klein boxers whilst being an absolutely vile man.

These were almost exactly the same boxers that Dh wore in all his young, muscly, handsome gorgeousness on our first date.
It was a Nope from me. 👎

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 13/03/2019 20:38

There are more desirable demons on Buffy The Vampire Slayer, OP.
A simple Amazon Prime subscription will solve all your problems.

surferjet · 13/03/2019 20:39

He’s got 6 kids, I think he ejaculates more than dust Grin

DobbyTheHouseElk · 13/03/2019 20:40

I think Boris would be a very naughty boy. To be fair I’m a public school gal so it’s probably inbred into me,

daphine2004 · 13/03/2019 20:41

Is it 1st April already?!

Seriously you may have a thing for him, but I’d rather rub myself up against a hedgehog.

starabara · 13/03/2019 20:43

@surferjet Grin

I’m glad I’m not alone..... and others agree with me. I really think that he’s closer to Micah in an Anita Blake novel than “insert tab A into slot B”....

He can’t be that bad. His wife went back for more after the first. One more might be a “double check” but six? Nah, there’s something there. I get you, OP.

StripeyChina · 13/03/2019 20:43

Brink
I have known my version for some years. He's improved with age.
Your Boris type runs to fat and boredom, Your JRM type just gets more... Grin

yolofish · 13/03/2019 20:43

I'm a public school gal too - and NO FUCKING WAY would I, with either JRM or Bojo. There are probably support groups for those who would...

GlitterPixie · 13/03/2019 20:43

🤮

cloudcloud · 13/03/2019 20:45

OP you will regret this in the morning.