I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

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Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

He's so bloody argumentative and always thinks he's right and he's very condescending.....I'm afraid I find ALL of those traits deeply unsexy. I'm certain that he'd fold up his socks and pants before mounting, that would be very annoying to. If things did get going that then the greasy comb over would flop down and rub my face. I do think he'd smell nice though and have impeccable personal hygiene.

I’m completely sober you know!

sorry posted too soon (overexicited)

'more... dissolute'

goes off for cool shower and vows to namechange tomorrow.

That's horrendous OP. Just no.

This has to be a reverse

I'm going to scrub my eyes with bleach after reading that. Nanny would probably have to supervise him having a shag. The thought of it makes my skin crawl.

I don't imagine he is a very generous lover! Only concerned with his own pleasure I would get.

You would end up pregnant with little Senary

He's so bloody argumentative and always thinks he's right and he's very condescending.....I'm afraid I find ALL of those traits deeply unsexy. I'm certain that he'd fold up his socks and pants before mounting, that would be very annoying to. If things did get going that then the greasy comb over would flop down and rub my face. I do think he'd smell nice though and have impeccable personal hygiene.

See you’re getting into it tInkobell! :o

And “mounting”? Be still my beating heart...

A reverse? Do you think JRM posted this himself? :o

I once had a bit of a thing for Herr Flick from ‘Allo, ‘Allo which is basically the same thing.

Christ on a bike! Nope, nope, nope. He looks like where's wally.

Folding before the mount 😂😂, greasy flop 😂😂

Don’t tar all us ex public school gals with your grubby brush Brink!!🤣

Sorry, meant Dobby obv! Off to eat something and attempt not to spew it back up so slinking away now!!

Yabu OP! Ew.

We'll, hes helped fuck the country, he may as well have a go on op.

Brink I know where you are coming from.
Dominic Cummings, so wrong but so intriguing.

I'd imagine he's a socks on mounter. The thought of JRM, stark bollock naked except for a pair of finest black silk socks is revolting. OP, you need rescuing from yourself!

My sister shagged Dominic Cummings

I know mn is full of weirdos but you take the biscuit

He would piss in your mouth while shouting 'Nanny'

Or maybe the op watched the TV last night and seen the programme on who has made money out of brexit and fancies Rees mogg as he's loaded partly due to brexit?

No socks off and folded neatly.

But stripey PJ bottoms would stay on till last min.

I wonder if he shouts: 'Brexit' as ...

He would piss in your mouth while shouting 'Nanny'

These comments are hilarious.