I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

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Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

Tobias Ellwood is nice, strange voice though

I met our local Tory MP a while ago, he was very erm magnetic

I despise Tory politicians, I don't know why I admitted to that

I can understand portillo and bercow, they’ve got a bit of oomph and a twinkle in the eye
JRM, no way, he probably makes you recite the Lord’s Prayer before intercourse (and he would refer to it as intercourse)

You absolute filth bag.

No way.
I’d rather shag Boris and that’s saying something.
He is the most vile individual.,

I'm absolutely not saying I fancy them but surely Stephen Barclay and Johnny Mercer are conventionally good looking? But they both completely fancy themselves.

I've met him, he stands weirdly and rocks like a strange human grasshopper.

I too can understand the attraction to Bercow OR-DERRRR!

Tobias Ellwood is quite tasty I must admit. Bercow has a real naughty twinkle about him

Actually ... the thought of rm making me recite the lord's prayer, both in billowing white Victorian night gowns has actually sparked something in me. Fancy a bit of that.

OP are you the same who said...... you so would do ed balls a couple of year's ago

I once had a sex dream about Putin and I certainly do not lust after him. It was disturbing.

How can anyone fancy Bercow? I'm astonished

I consider myself fortunate to have my 'own' look a like JRM.
(he shares a number of other common features - but I gloss over those and just use him for sex and it is well worth it!)

I have grown to appreciate Portillo especially when he speaks italian on the train programme. I see no redeeming features in Rees Mogg. Yabvu

Andy Burnham all the way.

@ElsieMc

Have you seen this?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3TT1VE8Jq0

Desperate, I’m afraid that you are so far gone, more even than Brinks, that we cannot help you. Your family face a hard decision ahead!

And he has the 'voice'. Swoon...

Oy! Hands off! He's mine!

Just no, he belongs in a Hardy novel.

I've just shown this thread to my DH. This led to a discussion as to whether I'd rather fuck Jacob Rees-Mog or Boris Johnson, and whether he would rather fuck Teresa May or Diane Abbott.

What has JRM done here? Or Binks and Desperate have infected me. I looked at Sparkle’s clip and thought ,” well, he has a dancer’s body”. I didn’t even follow that thought by”poor dancer”. Plainly JRM is using mind control techniques. This plague must be stopped.

He looks like he ejaculates dust

Someone on Twitter called him a haunted Victorian pencil

I’m only on page 5, and I’ve had the best laugh at this tonight. Thank you MN

Nice try Helena
but we both know Mr RM would not marry someone who said: 'Oy'.
It sounds rather too like Oik. Really!

I fancy his head on a spike.