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Original poster

I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

374 replies

BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 19:53

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD Blush

Urgh

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Original poster
BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 20:15

Hooray I have some company at last! :o

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StripeyChina · 13/03/2019 20:15

for completeness, I have 'known' a RL Boris-alike too.

He was totally boring in bed. Far too pleased with himself. Yawn...

bordellosboheme · 13/03/2019 20:16

He's a Catholic with six kids and his childhood nanny still lives with him... Noooooo! He's worth millions though.

ColeHawlins · 13/03/2019 20:16

Hooray I have some company at last! :o

Nearly enough for a support group Wink

SpogTheDog · 13/03/2019 20:17

Three! I'm not normally in favour of the death penalty but for the good of the nation we may have to make an exception(or three)

SeeYouLaterUserData · 13/03/2019 20:17

Gross. And I've got time for George Osborne so my bar for such things is loooooooowww.

MoneyHoney · 13/03/2019 20:17

Best thread ever.
Can't breathe 😂😂😂

Original poster
BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 20:17

Contagious :o. Now having visions of a reverse benny hill situation with hundreds of horny mners chasing JRM around a field.

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DobbyTheHouseElk · 13/03/2019 20:18

He is very similar to someone I know,

But I also would with Boris, so maybe my bar is a little low.

SeeYouLaterUserData · 13/03/2019 20:19

Wheat field? You're probably up for a threesome with you, JRM and Theresa OP because you are BAD.

TakenForSlanted · 13/03/2019 20:19

Fair warning: I SHALL be sueing MN and the OP for the cost of my PTSD treatment.

BellMcEnd · 13/03/2019 20:20

Bordello you’ve just made me think of the Mrs Merton chat show when she asked the lovely Debbie McGee “and what first attracted you to the multi millionaire Paul Daniels?”

Maybe this is a factor in your weird fucked up lust for The Mogg, OP?

notaflyingmonkey · 13/03/2019 20:20

Dies iræ, dies illa.

WhentheRabbitsWentWild · 13/03/2019 20:23

Oh Dear, you poor woman Flowers

DobbyTheHouseElk · 13/03/2019 20:23

His wife is very pretty. They look like a nice family.

StripeyChina · 13/03/2019 20:23

Bordellos - Exactly! just my type (smacks lips)

(except for the being married with 6 kids, i have some standards)

Original poster
BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 20:23

No it’s not the money! It’s sheer animal lust. Sorry.

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AloneLonelyLoner · 13/03/2019 20:23

I feel really disconcerted. Like the universe is off kilter somehow and sick. Mildly sick.

EarringsandLipstick · 13/03/2019 20:24

@starabara
He'd be mr missionary with no foreplay
I have a weird feeling he’d be the opposite...very NON vanilla

😂
Brilliant, I think you're right 🤢

RedForShort · 13/03/2019 20:24

Do you hate yourself? Is it some form of S&M?

CoachBombay · 13/03/2019 20:25

Well thank you very much, I've now got the mental image of Mogg in kinky leather assless chaps, screaming Brexit as he ejaculates dust all whilst clenching a but plug with a union flag stopper at the end.

Thank you for this mental image so close to bed time ....😱😫🤢🤮

EarringsandLipstick · 13/03/2019 20:25

The replies here are amazing 🙌

RedForShort · 13/03/2019 20:25

And that'll be twisted and sick form of S&M.

StripeyChina · 13/03/2019 20:26

Dobby Boris would be boringly all about him. You'd have to be grateful.

JRM would be assiduously polite, until the moment Grin

I have spent WAY too much time thinking about this...

EarringsandLipstick · 13/03/2019 20:26

@lboogy
He looks like he ejaculates dust

That's an amazing line 😂😂😂