I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

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Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

I think Rees-Mogg would be a spanker/or spankee (all that boarding school 'fun')
Michael Gove - poss in a nappy with a baby bottle??

Don't the Rees-Moggies have like 18 kids?? Def not ejaculating 'dust'

Reverse?? OP might be him!

I think Rees-Mogg would be a spanker/or spankee (all that boarding school 'fun') Michael Gove - poss in a nappy with a baby bottle??grin

Christ on a bike, pass the brain bleach.

Sorry brizzle - managed to traumatise meself too

Mother87 I think you deserve the trauma

Thought I’d have another look at this insane thread before bed, just read this:
Someone on Twitter called him a haunted Victorian pencil
And had a fit of hysterical giggles that I’m still wiping tears away from. Seriously what is going on with this Mogg fetishism?! 😂

Jeez, not Gove with a baby bottle, I’m going to hyperventilate

I think he'd have a spindly long skinny one.
Not my type.

Jeez, not Gove with a baby bottle, I’m going to hyperventilate

Latest must have for xmas: 'baby 'annabel' gove - shits out of both ends.

And Gove?
That must be either certifiable or have links to the rubbery sausage lipped nappy brigade.
There oughta be a law.

good grief the next thing will be for someone to say they fancy … Trump … sorry about that ( I have not read through all the pages maybe someone else has already said this ..sorry!)

Now you mention it.....I do have a certain fantasy involving Trump.

so do I hon & there nothing to do with sex!

Oh bizzlement. Yours is the worst case of monger love I have encountered. Arsehole mingerlove indeed, it’s that bad. I pronounce you beyond cure.

About Boris Johnson. How does he always manage to look like an unmade bed? Does he stand out of bed in the morning and someone just throw his clothes at him? To be honest, though, he strikes me as a laugh and I do agree with some stuff he believes. Fancy him? No. But I could imagine being mates.

This has had me howling 😂

This should go in classics! @mnhq

I'm sorry, I just can't help myself nor it seems can anybody else

Physically, he leaves me very cold, but I find the way he speaks oddly mesmerising. Not the content, which I generally object to, but the way he puts words together.

shakes head vehemently.

I find the way he speaks oddly mesmerising India Knight on twitter said that his voice reminded her of Rock me Amadaeus. m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
Billowing sleeves for demented..

JRM has now gone up in my sex-timation since I discovered that he appears to have had a past as the lead singer of The Bluebells (see below) and is responsible for Young at Heart . The man evidently can frolic!

A friend of mine has a huge crush on JRM, he wrote to him asking for signed photo and got one back by return of post (as if JRM had been sitting there waiting for the day when he acquired a fan), and it now hangs proudly on his wall

He also feels shame as he despises JRM's politics. We tease him mercilessly, but he remains faithful. Strangley he also has a thing for Tom Hardy - and I can't think of two more dissimilar people. My friend says ' when the love gets you, there's nothing you can do'

I may not have the actual JRM but I have his doppelganger