I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

[BrinkPink]

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

Fuckinell mate.

I bet he wears y-fronts.

It's much worse than that: blokes like this always, ALWAYS wear very nice stuff underneath but then spoil it for you for the rest of your life as the pictures come flooding back into your brain whenever you see the same on an actually attractive man. Thanks for ruining black boxers for me, client X, who needs a belt

Obvious troll. No one could possibly think this. Reported.

Obligatory mumsnet ARE YOU SNIFFING GLUE

Seriously he’s so gross he makes me so angry and sick, I was a uni student in bath not long after he was first elected and hi was my MP and attended the same church, I had to have an abortion and he is very public about his views on that.
I had PTSD Jacob Rees mogg dreams and everything. So I say YABU

This is one of the most distressing things that I've ever read on MN.

Make that anywhere.

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Lay off the wine hun.

I'm doing a full body cringe here

Trying hard to be fair to you, he's like Louis Theroux +++, except with incredible posh boy Toriness. And a nanny...

No, it's no good. You need help.

I would rather shit in my hands and clap🤮

I do know he’s a terrible person! Hence my dismay and shame.

Btw thanks flamboyantpotato and kingmash for your kind words :o

Have you recently started any new hormone medication?

Or had a blow to the head?

This is a cry for help.

Absolutely the most disturbing thing I've seen on Mumsnet.

I don't think he is vanilla. I think he would get his kicks from inflicting pain. His whole presence just whispers sadist to me.

I can’t decide between reporting, giving you a , offering a hand hold,

You've caused outrage and an uproar, brilliant stuff - thanks for a good laugh OP

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I hope you’re getting real life help for these unnatural urges.

OMG I do too! Just watching him on Sky earlier and thinking DEFINITELY WOULD!

I once knew someone who fancied Michael Portillo and we all thought that was bad, but nothing compared to you OP! I feel sorry for you.

I hear you OP.

the object of my RL lust is a JRM look a like.

He is posh, articulate and straightlaced, Lord Snooty hair too.

But in bed... oh, my word...

I can see the attraction.

Is this a reverse?

Oh god there's two of them now!. It's contagious! Run for your lives people.