I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

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Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

He’s really a time traveller from the 1940’s, come to correct our dissolute modern ways.

I just threw up in my mouth !!

Urgh, this morning's shower shall be with bleach and a wire brush (not envy)

Get yourself along to an NHS hospital for help... Before he gets rid of them all!!!

Are you on glue?
Or possibly ketamine?

whispers i.... Understand.... And feel it too.

I used to have to keep my raging lust for Michael Portillo secret. I feel positively normal now. Thanks OP. 😀

Just seen him on sky news and burst out laughing!

I'm with you OP, but then I think Jeff Goldblum is sex on legs, so I may be deeply flawed

'He looks like he ejaculates dust' is possibly the the best thing I've ever read on MN @lboogy

Nowt wrong with Portillo, Judas. I think he looks like he would be a very considerate lover! And he probably wears lovely, posh and colourful pants!

Woah woah woah, hold it before we have the OP committed and lobotomised lets just think this through.......

I think we're all agreed that politics would be better without JRM so why don't we help the OP out?

A little mumsnet kidnapping plot maybe? We could let the OP have JRM delivered to her on a plate on condition that she never releases him..........sounds like a win win situation to me!

I'll bet he's got a dungeon, I can can just see him in various costumes too, I can just see him in a latex hood brandishing s flogger and insisting he calls me "Margaret "

This thread made my morning . Although the posts about both JRM and Bercow.... yuck. I can understand (and to some extent appreciate) insane lust for one weirdo, but two????

OP (and Bercow fans), if I was single, you would be my wing girls!!!!

Haunted Victorian pencil is still making me weep today 😂😂😂

Like your style Lexilooo :o Delivered on a plate, mmmm

Thanks for all your hilarious responses on my predicament, I have had a right old laugh!

Love the BoJo posts as well - sharting, kebab-smelling labrador! I don't get the Bojo love, but maybe that's why women like him - the enthusiasm :)

Still if it was between JRM, Bojo and Gove, I'd have to shag Bojo. Marry JRM obviously (even if the sex wasn't as great as I imagine, we'd never run out of conversational topics). But Gove would have to go. My niche tastes don't run to that.

Although I can understand stirrings for Bercow. There's something about him...

I can totally imagine him shouting 'BREXIIIIIIIIT' as he climaxes.

I've just remembered that Victoria Coren-Mitchell told JRM that she fancied him when they were on a panel show together. I assumed that (apart from Mrs JRM) she was the only woman in existence with such perverted weird taste. Mind you, fancying Boris is even more inexplicable to me. I find him repulsive to the point of nausea.

Nowt wrong with Portillo, Judas. I think he looks like he would be a very considerate lover!

I have it on good authority that this is true (or was many decades ago).

He's how I picture Adrian Mole to look as an adult

That's a vile slur. What has Adrian mole done to offend you ?

I can totally imagine him shouting 'BREXIIIIIIIIT' as he climaxes.

Oh god and now I have that mental image 🤢🤢🤢

I'd ride George Osborne into next week too

I did too, but now he seems to be turning into a right old snivelling idiot x