I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

[BrinkPink]

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

twitter.com/i/status/1105934337424396288 Morph

And I think if JRM was in old gardening clothes with his hair flopping over his forehead, he would look pretty hot.
Please get help.

You might enjoy!

The scumbag made his nanny cone with him when he had the arrogance to think he had a chance in central Fife.

😒😷😞

Of course, it probably help that he told a benefit claimant that he thought benefit claimants are the scourge of the earth.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/mogg-off-leven-locals-remember-12563693

'He is the darling of right-wing Conservatives and once welcomed the increased reliance on food banks, saying: “I think it is rather uplifting and shows what a good, compassionate country we are.” Speaking about campaigning with his nanny in 1997, Rees-Mogg said: “I was going to take my Bentley but she wisely said that this would be seen as ostentatious and I should take mummy’s Mercedes instead.'

Why would anyone vote for that posh twat? He doesn't even live in the real world.

DH looks like a cross btwn Mogg and Grieve nowadays.

And you lot can keep your filthy paws off!

He's also come out with gems like:

“On gay marriage I agree with you, I’m not proud that this government passed that into law."

"And the People’s Republic of…jam jar, or something like that, of Libya, was what it was called when Colonel Gaddafi was in charge"

“No I haven’t [ever changed a nappy]. I don’t think nanny would approve because I’m sure she’d think I wouldn’t do it properly."

“I don’t think [being gay is] in acceptance with traditional Christian values.”

Don't forget the time he thought food banks were uplifting. Or cosied up to a group that wants black people to be deported to Africa.

“I don’t think [being gay is] in acceptance with traditional Christian values.”

Ah yes, those well known values of love, tolerance and acceptance. Tosser.
I don't think being JRM is in acceptance with traditional Christian values.

I hasten to add that DH does not share Mogg’s twisted view of his felllow man and woman.

Ew he makes my skin crawl

This thread is getting worse. It's gone from disturbing to unsettling and foreboding.

Though on the bright side, I had a sex dream about Daniel O'Donnell the other night. Felt quite bothered with myself, now I'm ok with it (well slightly less bothered).

Please note: I don't fancy Daniel O'Donnell, don't find him even slightly attractive. I don't know where the dream came from.

No. JRM is a kink too far even for me.

Now Bercow, on the other hand.... I'm pretty certain that man would be a gloriously filthy shag.

Does anybody not fancy Jeremy Clarkson or Corbyn? we need a devil's advocate emoticon

PatriciaBateman - funny - thanks, I've not seen that one...

Can't get the image of JRM in a corset with a ball gag out of my mind.
He'd be a lot of fun to corrupt

I think Portillo and Peter Lilley were an item for a while (Fascinating Aida wrote a song about it) so I imagine he is bisexual?

Oooh Jeremy Clarkson. Now you're talking. Swooooooon.

Get thee to the bin

Jeremy Clarkson for a while, Simon Cowell for a while, Boris for a while - thankfully now over all of them!

I guess there is someone for everyone!!!!!

Mrs Rees-Mogg must have felt the same way too at some point.

I couldn't find him less attractive myself. His views on pretty much everything repel me completely.

Funny but disturbing thread.

He really is a pompous twerp.

Ugh not sure how anyone could find him attractive. He look old for someone who is 49/50

Margo his views disturb me too.
That's the point of the gag

He wouldn't look ridiculously out of place on a 'guess who' game

Haven't read the whole thread, but do you get aroused watching Postman Pat?

Postman Pat. He was my first pin up.