I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

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Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

I do think there's something attractive about him. Like an elongated Harry Potter.

I always go for intelligence so maybe that's what I find attractive in him.....and the fact that I agree with his Brexit views.

Haven't read the whole thread, but do you get aroused watching Postman Pat?

Love JRM as Jarvis!

I wouldn't vote for him FFS! I also find his views and morals repellent. After (or before / during) our bedroom frolics I'd clearly have to have some political arguments with him - but I'm willing to pay that price.

Brink, I demand to know if you are receiving treatment yet😀! The first step is admitting you have a problem😱

Hold on.... the secret love-child of Where’s Wally and Hitler, ultimate elitist Etonian, taking-his-nanny-everywhere, right-wing fucking Brexit demon is hot??? No. Not in any realm of imagination or utter madness. No. No. No. No.

Bercow, on the other hand.....

He is clearly good in the sack. Look how many children he’s got, his wife can’t keep her hands off him.

I’m with you OP. I like a tall nerdy guy and they don’t disappoint IYKWIM. Remember Edwina Curry and John Major?

Avocado. Do you think he would call it the sack or the marital bed? Would there be prayers before sex? Aaahhhhh- brain bleach for the love of God..........

Tinkerbell this thread is my therapy. It's really helped me imagine some intriguing scenarios

Jesus, get help OP! I'm not even being sarcastic, I mean it! You may have some serious unresolved inferiority issues, perhaps you subconsciously view yourself as a serf who should do what her betters tell her to do. At the least get your eyes checked out...

Op I am the same. And thanks to this thread had some very worrying dreams last night

And I am a massive lefty, a remainer a Jeremy Corbyn supporter and a Labour activist

I dunno I just think he would be utter filth in bed. And it’s his voice 😳😳😳😳

This thread reminds me of a heated argument I had with my mum as to which Milliband is the most attractive (she favours Ed, I prefer David). My aunt sat there looking at us like she just realised she was related to animal sacrificing devil worshippers.

I still prefer David.

He is clearly good in the sack. Look how many children he’s got, his wife can’t keep her hands off him.

More likely she's expected to know her place and perform her "wifely duties" on demand.

Why does he make me think of Slurm?

Sapphire totally agree about the voice as well!

.....and the fact that I agree with his Brexit views

Ooh, are you going to make a personal fortune out of it, too? Lucky you!

I don't fancy RM but do find him fascinating. I do hope he is reading this thread and having a bloody good laugh at all the frothing

He is clearly good in the sack. Look how many children he’s got, his wife can’t keep her hands off him.

They said that about Pinochet as well.

....and the fact that I agree with his Brexit views

Ooh, are you going to make a personal fortune out of it, too? Lucky you!

I think he should sing Common People on a Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes dressed as Jarvis. I think he would be rather good and really get into it because I don't think he can do ironic.

He has six children, one called, I believe, Sixtus. His wife is attractive and his nanny seems to like him.

I find Jeremy Corbyn far more unattractive and worse still the McConnell bloke. Just no, no, no.

Like football managers, I believe we need some more attractive male MPs in the commons to lift our spirits in this tedious Brexit crisis time. Ours all favour Sam Allardyce whereas I would like to move more toward Pep Guadiola. Sexist maybe, but we so deserve it.

Surely the only fanciable Tory politician is Tobias Ellwood?

're JRM it's the voice, though definitely not what he actually says

JRM's wife is called Helen de Chair and she says shes "done". So there you have it.

Or even Helena.

Surely the only fanciable Tory politician is Tobias Ellwood?

Yeah, I would Bit of a hero, not unattractive looking and there’s something beautiful about his name, it’s melodic.

But then again, I once had a sex dream about Gordon Brown