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I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

374 replies

BrinkPink · 13/03/2019 19:53

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD Blush

Urgh

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GregoryPeckingDuck · 14/03/2019 11:41

I think this must be a new sexuality. It certainly doesn’t fall within the norms of heterosexual attraction.

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 14/03/2019 12:16

@thenightsky - oh good! Smile But did he have nice pants!?

thenightsky · 14/03/2019 12:35

DSHathaway

Strangely, I never thought to ask that question... Hmm Grin

Tinkobell · 14/03/2019 13:15

To the straight ladies clammering for Michael Portillo....I think he might be gay?

CustardySergeant · 14/03/2019 13:20

Tinkobell It's perfectly possibly to fancy a gay man if you're a straight woman. I don't see what that has to do with it. Lots of women fancied George Michael, for example.

MillytantForceit · 14/03/2019 13:21

JRM is very, er, fecund.

There are so many little Mogglets.

SabineUndine · 14/03/2019 13:21

I fancy his money.

JaneJeffer · 14/03/2019 13:37

Michael Portillo isn't gay.

BreconBeBuggered · 14/03/2019 13:42

I had to zip right to the end of the thread without reading to declare my intention of suing OP for the distressing mental images this has conjured up, by the thread title alone. And when I get here, I find some of you touting Portillo as a hotty. Portillo! This has to be a nightmare.

Blompitude · 14/03/2019 14:14

Anyone else find the Chancellor Philip Hammond quite foxy?

MumsyJ · 14/03/2019 15:39

Jeez what's going on? Confused

ChocChocButtons · 14/03/2019 15:44

eww I’m a right wing leaver but ewwwww

ChocChocButtons · 14/03/2019 15:45

Moglets I love that. Grin

keepforgettingmyusername · 14/03/2019 16:01

Bercow would totally get it.

Pk37 · 14/03/2019 16:15

That’s disgusting, he looks like Where’s Wally’s dad 🤮

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 14/03/2019 18:06

The love child of Where's Wally and Walter Softy...

dementedma · 14/03/2019 19:27

Bercow makes me laugh. I know its all deadly serious but he looks like he's having a blast, yelling "DIVISIONS!" and bossing everyone about.

Xmasbaby11 · 14/03/2019 19:28

Yabu. Nothing attractive about him whatsoever in looks or character!

User165443456 · 14/03/2019 19:35

I was just thinking that about Phillip Hammond last night - he had such kind eyes.

User165443456 · 14/03/2019 19:37

And I think if JRM was in old gardening clothes with his hair flopping over his forehead, he would look pretty hot.

Livingtothefull · 14/03/2019 19:43

But he wears double breasted pyjamas.

dementedma · 14/03/2019 19:46

Ed Balls has the most gorgeous eyes

MarkleSparkle · 14/03/2019 19:48

I’m starting to feel quite tame in fancying Donald Tusk now.

DobbyTheHouseElk · 14/03/2019 20:20

Ed Balls does have beautiful eyes.

keepforgettingmyusername · 14/03/2019 20:23

Ed Milliband has beautiful eyes too.

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