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To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?
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TrixieFranklin · 03/02/2019 14:29

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie Blush

To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?
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Aquamarine1029 · 03/02/2019 14:51

That is disturbing on so many different levels.

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Merename · 03/02/2019 14:52

Ouch!!

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SummerHouse · 03/02/2019 14:52

Boohoo indeed! Eyes watering just looking at that crime against humanity.

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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 03/02/2019 14:56

I wonder whether the whoever designed this would actually be brave enough to wear it.

Hope the model was paid a risk adjustment premium on her on top of her fees.

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RedLife · 03/02/2019 14:57

She's clearly wearing it backwards!

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Sallygoroundthemoon · 03/02/2019 14:58

Gosh. That's going to hurt. Ouch.

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19lottie82 · 03/02/2019 15:00

I’m actually pissing myself at what I’d look like if I put that on 😂

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HankNPat · 03/02/2019 15:00

A front thong?!?! Dear god. How uncomfortable.

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 03/02/2019 15:01

Vulval floss.
Nice

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thegrinningfox · 03/02/2019 15:02

Designed by a man obviously

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userschmoozer · 03/02/2019 15:03

That would actually make my fanny look like a split dangly pair of bollocks.

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OMGithurts · 03/02/2019 15:03

"Clothes to make you feel like you, but better", it says. I can 100% guarantee that monstrosity would not make me feel like a better me.

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Debruary · 03/02/2019 15:03

Front.
Thong.

Two words that should never be linked together.

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Rubusfruticosus · 03/02/2019 15:05

What is the point of having the front shaped like that?

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PerryPerryThePlatypus · 03/02/2019 15:06

Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.

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SummerHouse · 03/02/2019 15:06

Grin @userschmoozer
They should use your line in all marketing of this "piece"

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justasking111 · 03/02/2019 15:06

I once got what I thought was a pile from a thong type garment, gawd it hurt.

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LMBad · 03/02/2019 15:07

More like a gunt thong!

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Racecardriver · 03/02/2019 15:07

@thegrinningfox beat me to it. The most wtf thing about that is that no one would actually see that it’s a fanny thing so what’s the point?

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Ellapaella · 03/02/2019 15:08

That just screams Thrush 🤢

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Enta · 03/02/2019 15:08

Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.

I actually snorted, proper inhale-snorted with laughter at this!

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MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 03/02/2019 15:09

God your undercarriage would engulf that in under a minute.

To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?
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NotANotMan · 03/02/2019 15:09

Her fanny lips have been photoshopped out Grin

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Ragnarthe · 03/02/2019 15:10

@userschmoozer
Just spat my tea out when I read your comment Grin

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Enta · 03/02/2019 15:10

Also, weird that it's full sleeve.

Like having bare arms would make it indecent.

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