To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

That is disturbing on so many different levels.

Ouch!!

Boohoo indeed! Eyes watering just looking at that crime against humanity.

I wonder whether the whoever designed this would actually be brave enough to wear it.

Hope the model was paid a risk adjustment premium on her on top of her fees.

She's clearly wearing it backwards!

Gosh. That's going to hurt. Ouch.

I’m actually pissing myself at what I’d look like if I put that on 😂

A front thong?!?! Dear god. How uncomfortable.

Vulval floss.
Nice

Designed by a man obviously

That would actually make my fanny look like a split dangly pair of bollocks.

"Clothes to make you feel like you, but better", it says. I can 100% guarantee that monstrosity would not make me feel like a better me.

Front.
Thong.

Two words that should never be linked together.

What is the point of having the front shaped like that?

Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.

@userschmoozer
They should use your line in all marketing of this "piece"

I once got what I thought was a pile from a thong type garment, gawd it hurt.

More like a gunt thong!

@thegrinningfox beat me to it. The most wtf thing about that is that no one would actually see that it’s a fanny thing so what’s the point?

That just screams Thrush 🤢

Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.

I actually snorted, proper inhale-snorted with laughter at this!

God your undercarriage would engulf that in under a minute.

Her fanny lips have been photoshopped out

@userschmoozer
Just spat my tea out when I read your comment

Also, weird that it's full sleeve.

Like having bare arms would make it indecent.