To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?
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TrixieFranklin · 03/02/2019 14:29
It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie 
Aquamarine1029 · 03/02/2019 14:51
That is disturbing on so many different levels.
Merename · 03/02/2019 14:52
Ouch!!
SummerHouse · 03/02/2019 14:52
Boohoo indeed! Eyes watering just looking at that crime against humanity.
ChardonnaysPrettySister · 03/02/2019 14:56
I wonder whether the whoever designed this would actually be brave enough to wear it.
Hope the model was paid a risk adjustment premium on her on top of her fees.
RedLife · 03/02/2019 14:57
She's clearly wearing it backwards!
Sallygoroundthemoon · 03/02/2019 14:58
Gosh. That's going to hurt. Ouch.
19lottie82 · 03/02/2019 15:00
I’m actually pissing myself at what I’d look like if I put that on 😂
HankNPat · 03/02/2019 15:00
A front thong?!?! Dear god. How uncomfortable.
BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 03/02/2019 15:01
Vulval floss.
Nice
thegrinningfox · 03/02/2019 15:02
Designed by a man obviously
userschmoozer · 03/02/2019 15:03
That would actually make my fanny look like a split dangly pair of bollocks.
OMGithurts · 03/02/2019 15:03
"Clothes to make you feel like you, but better", it says. I can 100% guarantee that monstrosity would not make me feel like a better me.
Debruary · 03/02/2019 15:03
Front.
Thong.
Two words that should never be linked together.
Rubusfruticosus · 03/02/2019 15:05
What is the point of having the front shaped like that?
PerryPerryThePlatypus · 03/02/2019 15:06
Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.
SummerHouse · 03/02/2019 15:06
@userschmoozer
They should use your line in all marketing of this "piece"
justasking111 · 03/02/2019 15:06
I once got what I thought was a pile from a thong type garment, gawd it hurt.
LMBad · 03/02/2019 15:07
More like a gunt thong!
Racecardriver · 03/02/2019 15:07
@thegrinningfox beat me to it. The most wtf thing about that is that no one would actually see that it’s a fanny thing so what’s the point?
Ellapaella · 03/02/2019 15:08
That just screams Thrush 🤢
Enta · 03/02/2019 15:08
Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.
I actually snorted, proper inhale-snorted with laughter at this!
MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 03/02/2019 15:09
God your undercarriage would engulf that in under a minute.
NotANotMan · 03/02/2019 15:09
Her fanny lips have been photoshopped out
Ragnarthe · 03/02/2019 15:10
@userschmoozer
Just spat my tea out when I read your comment
Enta · 03/02/2019 15:10
Also, weird that it's full sleeve.
Like having bare arms would make it indecent.
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