To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

[SummerHouse]

In there like swimwear.
This phrase has taken on a sinister new meaning.

[WatcherOfTheNight]

@userschmoozer 🤣 ,I was just thinking the same

[Cwenthryth]

Where are her labia? She looks like a barbie with no genitalia

[Menstruatrawr]

I’d probably get stopped and questioned by the RSPCA if I wore that, about possible small animal abuse

[HumptyDoo]

What would you wear that with? High-waisted jeans?

[thegrinningfox]

Ohh my, exaxtly like that photo @mothertotheLordofmisrule

[thegreatbeyond]

It's got a modest sleeve, and isn't too low-cut, making it perfect for church.

[emmylousings]

What a faff when you need a wee? Remove who garment or just pull it to one side. Urgh!

[PositivelyPERF]

They really photoshopped the fuck out of that, didn’t they. She’s completely flat.

[TrixieFranklin]

Vulval floss

[Juells]

Whenever I see the ads for boohoo on TV I think "only someone who works in porn would wear that!"

[marykissmouse]

Less than an hour in and this thread should be in classics.

[HankNPat]

I've just had an odd thought - it could be quite, erm, stimulating?! But not ideal when you're running for a bus

[vdbfamily]

Anyone else wondering how uncomfortable the poppers would be???

[DareDevil223]

My fanny would be making a desperate bid for freedom if I tried to contain it in that

Is it supposed to be sexy? Much as DP both loves and fancies me, he would injure himself laughing if I wore something like that...

[thegreatbeyond]

It doesn't look stimulating at all to me - I feel a bout of cystitis coming on just by looking at it.

[DareDevil223]

Also can I just say 'chafing' ?

[SummerHouse]

It's a cilice?

[TheOrigFV45]

That's just the 'basic' model. I wonder what the 'advanced' version has!

[Babyboysarenowbig]

Ouch!

If that’s how a real vajayjay looks like, I have problems!!🤣🤣🤣

[Fluffyears]

Wow she’s obviously got a very good waxing regime.

[JacksonPillock]

Install adblock

[Sparklingbrook]

Oh yuck. Are there poppers or do you step into the neck hole and pull to get it on?

[PerryPerryThePlatypus]

OMG imagine the clit lynching you'd get if you bent over? I'd say you get a free tube of canestan.

[MitziK]

I know it's only seven quid, but so is a 16 pack of Andrex Supreme Quilts from Ocado.

At least with the Andrex, you get to wipe your arse and fanny without having to put a bleach wash on every time.