To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

In there like swimwear.
This phrase has taken on a sinister new meaning.

@userschmoozer 🤣 ,I was just thinking the same

Where are her labia? She looks like a barbie with no genitalia

I’d probably get stopped and questioned by the RSPCA if I wore that, about possible small animal abuse

What would you wear that with? High-waisted jeans?

Ohh my, exaxtly like that photo @mothertotheLordofmisrule

It's got a modest sleeve, and isn't too low-cut, making it perfect for church.

What a faff when you need a wee? Remove who garment or just pull it to one side. Urgh!

They really photoshopped the fuck out of that, didn’t they. She’s completely flat.

Vulval floss

Whenever I see the ads for boohoo on TV I think "only someone who works in porn would wear that!"

Less than an hour in and this thread should be in classics.

I've just had an odd thought - it could be quite, erm, stimulating?! But not ideal when you're running for a bus

Anyone else wondering how uncomfortable the poppers would be???

My fanny would be making a desperate bid for freedom if I tried to contain it in that

Is it supposed to be sexy? Much as DP both loves and fancies me, he would injure himself laughing if I wore something like that...

It doesn't look stimulating at all to me - I feel a bout of cystitis coming on just by looking at it.

Also can I just say 'chafing' ?

It's a cilice?

That's just the 'basic' model. I wonder what the 'advanced' version has!

Ouch!

If that’s how a real vajayjay looks like, I have problems!!🤣🤣🤣

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Wow she’s obviously got a very good waxing regime.

Oh yuck. Are there poppers or do you step into the neck hole and pull to get it on?

OMG imagine the clit lynching you'd get if you bent over? I'd say you get a free tube of canestan.

I know it's only seven quid, but so is a 16 pack of Andrex Supreme Quilts from Ocado.

At least with the Andrex, you get to wipe your arse and fanny without having to put a bleach wash on every time.