To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

@ChairmanMiaow123

Maybe something like this...

( p.s it's a piece of ham by the way, not actual flaps!)

Its gonna cover one flap or the other; and stuff the gaping flap-gap up top where i stretched up the clit end during childbirth.

Ha! Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.
I saw that comment on Twitter earlier. Made me laugh.

One of the models Boohoo use looks permanently surprised. Now I know why :)

Is this what you were looking for?

www.facebook.com/BeginningBoutique/posts/10156282766202637

Boohoo target

How can someone so thin have thighs like that?
And weird where the suit starts.
We used to wear these , with bigger pants section in 1980.
Loved them with jeans, but blooming hell the poppers hurt... Used to see my up and undress to use the look.

LadyofMisrule That one doesn't even look as bad anymore now I've seen the one in the OP, a fucking front thong?? Why though?, normal thongs are bad enough but how could you not permanently destroy all sensitivity from that area by wearing one of those things?, gross

Wonder if it leaves skids being white and all

I saw it earlier and laughed at one of the comments ' hedgehog on a clothes line' :)

Nah

At least in the eighties "bodies" were like generously cut leotards with three sensible poppers.

Even then they were a pain in the front bum.

*hoists bosom.

Pahahahaha this thread hit Fox News and Apple News!

apple.news/AakEWmlvdRsKZlHvRpv3Wfg

'Ruched front' - I'd say mine would be a bit more than ruched

This thread has also hit Yahoo news as I was checking my email!

I'm eight months pregnant and wondering how that would work on me....

I just find the long sleeves but confusing, like you need to be prim and proper and cover your arms up, but have you flaps dangling out of the bottom at the same time.

The sartorial equivalent of a mullet - the top is all business and the bottom says "let's party"

the top is all business and the bottom says "let's party"

@BrilliantDarling - you’re sick! 😂

I love it. 😉

I see Borat has branched out into designing for women.

Bodysuits for all your genital flossing needs sponsored by Veet!

I wonder if they will bring out a maternity version? Or if they have something similar in progress for the men's section?

Used to wear them all the time in the late eighties.

This brings a whole new meaning to the acronym VPL. Buy this and you can have a lovely vagina protruding line

I'd wear it. What the hell!