To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

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Takes 'camel toe' to a whole other level 😳

All I can say is: ouch.

I love boohoo clothes. Not to wear, just to look at and be amazed that people a) buy them and b) wear them.
(Just to point out, a lot of boohoo stuff I do actually like, just some pieces....)

Well I guess there'd be no doubt whether it was a female woman or a male woman wearing it... maybe that's the purpose of it...

@thegreatbeyond that made me spit out my tea!

They do lovely swimwear too, great for when you're going on a family holiday

You really would t want that to be at all too short would you?

Why is a front thong even a thing?! I mean it’s great if you’re intending on standing completely still whilst wearing it, but one stride too many and that’s a whole new level of flossing. Jesus

Painful! I saw one today on twitter - wish I’d taken a screenshot - what looked like an old fashioned stocking belt that seemed to be holding up 2 black armbands. Must go off for a look...

When I say “great if you’re intending on standing completely still” what I actually mean is “fucking diabolical but at least you won’t cheese wire your own clitoris off”

LordProf I think I’ve seen the one you mean. I believe the words “hedgehog trapped under a floorboard” were used 😂

Argh my eyes! I don’t want to c&p because it may be asome kind of decency offence... do feel free to google ASOS BUM-FLASHING 'LEG HARNESS‘ 🙈

That’s utterly rancid

This thread is hilarious though, I had a baby yesterday and trying not to laugh as it really hurts!! Shouldn’t have opened this thread...

Every so and often my news thread runs ‘news’ stories of women who have bought something off a trendy online store after seeing a teensy model looking ‘stunning’ (well that’s always debatable) and what the actual item looks like on. Usually it’s the size of a teabag with the sex appeal of a balaclava.

I find them funny. Especially the sad horse faced photos of women with their £3.99 ‘Kim khardasian’ style (almost) dress with their ease anfing out the back and books dangling out the sides.

Congratulations on the baby!

Thank you 😊

Front thong 😂

The ‘treat yourself babe’ thing annoys me just as much as the daft bodysuit.

I’d like to know what the original photo looked like; before the photoshop, i mean.

Absolutely horrendous but I'm glad they've designed it otherwise I wouldn't be laughing as much as I am.

"Split, dangly pair of bollocks" anyone?

Literally crying with laughter. My baby is looking at me strangely!

They'll be 3 4 2 before you know it

I'd have to take turns covering either the left or right flap both wouldn't fit in

Great typos, LordProf.....😂😂😂

That's just asking for a dose of thrush

How fucking impractical is a front thong? I'd orgasm running for the bus in that.

Is it this year's joke item, like the mankini was 10 years ago?

Books dangling out of the sides ??

Handy if your a librarian I suppose.

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