To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

Do you think the models drew straws for that one?

My foof would swallow that whole.

Could you sit down without doing yourself an internal injury?

Hang on, so I should keep my clothing in place by stuffing it up my bum.....

It's been photoshopped to fuck.

Like WHERE IS HER VAGINA?

That would look amazing with a full bush. 😂😂

I’m intrigued. Not so intrigued that I’d buy one but I’d like one if you lot to and report back.

Goodness, I never knew the 'my vulva ate my undies' look was so in vogue.

I might have overthought this, but the whole anal ball thing. Wouldn't you just go commando? I mean, if the concern is an accidental pic of your chuff versus your anal ball pants - does it really matter? Is there some sort of pearl clutching rule I don't know about that suggests a bum gobbling 'pant' is better than nothing at all?

*It's been photoshopped to fuck.

Like WHERE IS HER VAGINA?*

Could it be their target demographic is people mid op, so don't have either?

Under NO circumstances is ANY dress worth an A-ball

Making me feel quite queasy!!!! Xx

I want to know if there's anything that we aren't supposed to happy to stick up our bums these days...

Sheltered upbringing here. Will someone please tell me what an anal ball is....

That really is the most bizarre thing. Without sounding old and boring, some of the stuff they wear these days is hysterical. Think Love Island. Boohoo is awful!

I googled clothes with anal ball in them. No results just the ball. I then went onto amazon. I’m going to get adverts now, aren’t I? 🙈

Purple
It’s a bung to put up your arse to stretch it for penetration I think. Or maybe just for pleasure. 🤷‍♀️

Weird yes. What I wouldn't give to look like that model though!

I did a little bit about a hundred years ago before I got old and fat

summerhouse i just pissed myself laughing so hard!

@Mummyoflittledragon

Never heard of anal ball clothing before but found something:
patents.google.com/patent/US20030187323A1/en

and then quite explicit description of an erotic dancer training costume

archive-media-1.nyafuu.org/e/image/1534/15/1534156510064.jpg

Ewww that looks horrible and trashy not to mention chavvy. It also looks mega uncomfortable and it makes me think of a
Something a Kardashian would post on their instagram account.
Ugg ugh ugh!!!!

@KristyKo97
Thanks for that..... I think.

Another world. Ok so clearly this leotard thing op posted is inspired by prostitution / seedier side of stripping.

@Mummyoflittledragon

Indeed you are right. On the other hand, the first bikini had to be modelled by prostitute as no one else was willing to wear them. And modern thongs were re-invented by cabaret dancers I think...
So let us see where the fashion will be in few years

Christ.

I would look like I was blowing a raspberry from my lady garden if I wore that.

Where the actual fuck are her fanny lips?????

Crying with laughter!!!

Tampax string - pushed back up, never to be found again.