To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

This, from the PS-Ling blog:
Every day is a school day!
^
Do you consider the T-Front thong bodysuits too controversial? If so, then you should know that some luxurious dresses use in-sewn back-less bodysuits with an anal ball. The exclusive and extravagant dresses with high gaps in the front and a deep cut in the back, make impossible to wear any underwear underneath, excluding also C-string panties or adhesive panties. These bodysuits have a narrow strip of cloth passing through the crotch, ending with a ball, which the wearer inserts into herself. Comfortable, huh?^

Look into their regular collections like Vienna or Kyoto.

You're fucking kidding me, right?

www.bracli.com/images/productos/569/vienna-g-string-front.jpg

www.bracli.com/images/productos/504/kyoto-g-string-front3839.jpg

I’m having nightmares about Oscar Starlets & Super Models and their anal dress anchors... Yikes, if true!

@RoboticSealpup

I am not kidding anybody. I just meant that quick and a bit naive photoshopping is perhaps not the best way to present a product.

Afraid to click on any of those links for fear of what will pop up in future ads

'anal ball' how desperate to avoid vpl would you need to be? Is the whole dress thrown away after one use? Yuckity yuckity yuck.

@KristyKo97

That's not what I'm referring to and you know it. But I'm not going to take the bait this time. Enjoy your comfortable, normal genital-floss!

@RoboticSealpup

Thanks. I actually do not know how about Bracli, and do not want to discuss my personal preferences, but this one is really comfortable:
www.ps-ling.com/p/t-front-bodysuit2/
Judging it without personal experience is like judging thongs based on experimenting with wedged bikini bottom.

I'd have a growler like Moses parting the sea

@KristyKo97 I'm sure it's really comfy, just like your imaginary six inch spiky platform heels and practical peep-hole bra!

I'm sure it's really comfy, just like your imaginary six inch spiky platform heels and practical peep-hole bra!

Anal Ball - is that a social event, like a fancy party?

Designed by a man obviously. Enough said

www.ps-ling.com/p/t-front-bodysuit2/
I love that this is being advertised as being great for exercise. Not the kind of exercise I do, chutney (karate) A few sumo stances and a couple of kicks later and you'd need a crochet hook to get that out of my unmentionables.

which reminds me...My XH actually bought me something not too far removed from these delightful items, only less modest up top, claiming that he thought I could wear them(it?) for training. It had Velcro fastening at the crotch.

Now imagine, if you will, a couple of hours stretching/kicking/squatting, in a heavyweight cotton gi, followed by the removal of that kind of undergarment

It also implies you are waxed to high heaven (pubic hair - what's that?!)
And that your fanny is surgically trimmed as well as omitting no ahem, juices! Offensive on so many levels to normal women's bodies.

I'm so glad I clicked on this thread, what an education it's been I will not be showing DP, he might get... Ideas...

userschmoozer

This.
😂

@userschmoozer
Hilarious made me laugh so much

some luxurious dresses use in-sewn back-less bodysuits with an anal ball

The only thing I have to say is "WTF"?

anal what?

i woldnt have been seen dead in that even when i was slim

Hmm I’m needing some new undies. What a dilemma. M&S full briefs or this number. No no I really can’t maybe up my mind. It looks soooo good in blue with jeans!

I’d say the wearers of the dress would be easily identifiable by their facial expression 😳😖😣🥺😫

I forgot to ask if it came in a size 18.

Classy.
Some other thoughts...
Is it just a big bra and she's wearing it wrong?
I think it'd resemble roadkill if I put that on.
I wonder if they take returns...
I could recreate this look for free with a t shirt and sanitary belt.

anal ball
You called?

Fucking hell! Cheese wire a go-go!