To give MIL a big waxy cock for Christmas?

[FestiveSchlong]

My family don’t have a lot of money and I’m quite crafty so I do home made presents a lot of the time. This year I thought it would be a nice idea to make a little hamper of home-made luxuries like truffles, soaps and bath bombs, and scented candles.

We all love Game of Thrones, so I thought it would be cool to make white candles with a blood red centre, and then carve it to look like one of the weirwood trees. So I made a lot of red, cinnamon scented wax and poured it into Molds made out of bog roll tubes.

The results were a bit lumpen, but not awful, but then I started coating the red wax with the white and now they look like a load of big pink veiny willies. Do you think I can salvage them? Or should I just give as is and pretend they’re meant to be erotic candles? They smell really nice but look horrible.

heh heh heh heh

I look forward to the AIBU about DIL's Xmas present.

They do look interesting, but it's the thought and effort that counts right?

Hilarious

"they smell really nice"

Jeez, they're more like amputated limbs than cocks. They'd give me nightmares.

Just save them for Halloween

All of this!!! I’m sniggering like muttley trying not to wake the baby

Tbf I’ve seen people selling a lot worse on FB 😂
Cock candles might become the 2018 must have pressie ...and not just for mils 🤔

Well done for winning mumsnet today. This is brilliant! My
MIL would think it was equally hilarious! Fantastic effort!

Christ 😂😂😂

hmm

**hmu

They are unique. She won’t have to worry that she will end up with lots of things along the same lines. Unless someone else gives her a giant, fossilised spring roll.

Is that you Megan? I know the royal family give inexpensive amusing and often homemade gifts for Christmas but this really won't do.

I have ( ahem) enhanced the photo a little . Am-az-ing !

Perhaps you're not as 'crafty' as you thought but package them with vagina bath bombs and chocolate nipples and you've got a thriving business!

Melt them and the mould into a pink pretty candle. These are brilliant. Carve an "end" and use it for a hen do

😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you, that has given me a really good laugh that I really needed and I’m going to need to work out how to use the phrase cock candle more as it is just 😂

Loving your work

Not RTFT, but I do think if you are giving waxy cocks for Christmas you need to at least include a bell-end. It is very frustrating at Christmas to unwrap and find only half of what you were hoping for.

Ah, now you’ve lit it better, OP, I see that it’s actually a still from a never-transmitted item from Vision On. Morph apparently invited his mates round for some drunken cock competition.

They’re like the marrow bones I give my dog!

Festive bones

OP can you make me one! I love them

Maybe this is what you were aiming for OP .?

OMG the enhanced picture.

I’m laughing so much I started wheezing and had to use my inhaler 😂😂😂