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To give MIL a big waxy cock for Christmas?

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FestiveSchlong · 05/12/2018 20:27

My family don’t have a lot of money and I’m quite crafty so I do home made presents a lot of the time. This year I thought it would be a nice idea to make a little hamper of home-made luxuries like truffles, soaps and bath bombs, and scented candles.

We all love Game of Thrones, so I thought it would be cool to make white candles with a blood red centre, and then carve it to look like one of the weirwood trees. So I made a lot of red, cinnamon scented wax and poured it into Molds made out of bog roll tubes.

The results were a bit lumpen, but not awful, but then I started coating the red wax with the white and now they look like a load of big pink veiny willies. Do you think I can salvage them? Or should I just give as is and pretend they’re meant to be erotic candles? They smell really nice but look horrible.

To give MIL a big waxy cock for Christmas?
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Elephant17 · 09/12/2018 09:38

The updated ones are cool!

However, I didn't think the originals looked anything like cocks, they looked like Vietnamese summer rolls!

FestiveSchlong · 11/12/2018 06:41

Lolling at the angry lard comment. They are a bit Halloweenish aren’t they?
I’m not going to give them to MIL as they are still look a bit like tampon monsters BUT they’d be perfect for some friends of mine that love weird stuff. Come to think of it they’d be all over the terrifying water feature as well.

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