To think I have a spunking ghost?!

[Chipshopninja]

Of all the problems to have...

Last night DP woke up around 1am because he heard our bedroom door open (it's a squeaky bugger, need some WD40 but that's by the by)
He didn't get up, expecting our nocturnal ds to tap him on the shoulder announcing he had had a bad dream etc....but nothing! He then heard the bedroom door close.

He got out of bed and went to check on DS.

Just outside our bedroom door he stepped in a large wet patch (which, in a very un-DP fashion he later cleaned up) he checked on our DS, fast asleep all tucked in under his duvet.

He then went downstairs to check on the dog, fast asleep in the living room. So slightly bemused he came back to bed.

He relayed all this to me this morning...I say spunking ghost...anyone else like to hazard a guess?

Huh? She means the ghost jizzed on her carpet, totally the right word for it isn't it?!

Shamelessly placemarking. Oh dear beat thread in a long time. Told husband to go away and play on his PS4 so I can read.

No no, I know what spunking means (just don't know how it smells )

And no more wet patches.

I know I know, I'm as disappointed as you are

@linsey2581 I'm in the uk and only know spunking in this sense what else does it mean?

Ew don't worry I stupidly googled

I googled and didn't find anything else. I'm not sure if I dare try again now haha

Ahhh nope I did. that does make the title funnier. I consider myself enlightened

Following in case the spunctre reappears.

well I'm not googling. Can someone please explain what else spunking means???

You can't expect these wet patches every night. Chips's ghost needs time to gather himself. Patience, people.

Before you go to bed at night, place a camrecorder there or something to film what it is. Obviously keep the lights on outside so you can see

@KeepServingTheDrinks I daren't google either, I didn't know there was another meaning, can someone explain it to me in little words please?

@KeepServingTheDrinks and @VelociraptorRex it's a "cum kiss" where you share it between yours and partners mouth 🙈 there is lots of links to videos but didn't feel the need to click those 😂

@BeyondMyThoughts glad I didn't google that one then!! Never heard it called that, I must be getting old...

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Nice! Thank you Beyond. I'm very glad I didn't google. That's definitely in the category of "things these eyes never need to see"

Just read the unilad post. Can say hand on heart that I have not seen the This Morning story. I reckon it adds more credence to my theory though!

So, just been into my bedroom to get some socks because apparently August is autumn now. Nobody been in there since we got up at 8ish.

Small drops of water on the wooden floor near the foot of the bed. Not cum (I don’t think).

Is it catching? Slightly incontinent daytime-appearing house-spirit?

(I hope so, and not fucking leaking roof in all this fucking rain.)

Where I am, spunk means hot, handsome, gorgeous, stud etc. A good-looking guy. I was staring at the title trying to figure out if you meant spunky (ie hot etc) and was thinking, how can you tell if a ghost is spunky? There probably are good-looking ghosts, I just have never seen one. Lol

Many years ago DP was in bathroom, had locked the door so he could do his shave/shower in peace although both kids were in bed and asleep.

Eldest DS sleep walks and got up to use bathroom. He banged on the door but DP didn’t let him in. A while later DP comes out of bathroom to find a wet patch, the roof must be leaking he says. Absolutely no sign of a leak from the ceiling etc.

Eldest, still mostly asleep, had obviously given up trying to get into the bathroom and did his wee outside the bathroom door. To be fair as DP caused the problem he did give the carpet a thoroughly good clean.

EthelMerman. Nice. But the ghost theory is best IMO.

That's the alternative of course, that it is someone who is incontinent or has an awful cold.
Or a ghost who drowned and drips the water they drowned in for eternity.